Seventy Pieces of Paper Hurt People

Yang Ruiyue is the paper-making daughter of the owner of the paper-making shop in the town. From the day she was created, her father has always been crying, crying for his wife and daughter who died in vain, and crying for his powerlessness. One night, the paper shop caught fire. Her father hung a jade pendant around Yang Ruiyue's neck and told her to keep walking south and never look back. Yang Ruiyue, who always obeyed orders, couldn't help but turn around that night. In the light of the fire—— Ah, her father was also made into a paper man. —— Later, Yang Ruiyue returned to this town and opened a paper-making shop, where the paper figures were lifelike. Someone asked Yang Ruiyue: Why does Boss Yang's paper figures seem more vivid than others? Yang Ruiyue told him: The best model for painting should be alive, and paper figures are no exception. ———— Pre-collection ~ "I pick up trash to support you [80]" Copywriting: The master gave Liu Shenghuai orders since she was a child, saying that she would be short-lived if she was wounded seven times by the Lone Star of the Heavenly Evil Star. She would not live to be thirty years old and would remain poor all her life. Liu Shenghuai, who didn't really want to be a poor man, began to think of ways to change his destiny in his second year as a teacher. He joined the archaeological team with a huge fortune of two and a half cents that he had accumulated for 25 years, trying to borrow some luck from a thousand-year-old corpse to survive longer. As a result, there was an earthquake and he was locked up in the main tomb. When Liu Shenghuai decided to empty out the tomb, the head in the coffin came to life, and he opened his eyes to see her pulling the clothes off his body. Liu Shenghuai looked at Tou in silence, stretched out his hand to cover Tou's eyes, and tried to hypnotize him: "You're so excited, no one is digging through your coffin, just keep sleeping." Head: "..." —— In order to survive, Liu Shenghuai reluctantly stole someone's head out. Before she came out, she patted her chest and promised: "Don't worry, I will take good care of you and follow Sister Huai! You will be hungry for nine meals in three days! No, I will take care of nine meals in three days." Head: "..." After leaving the mausoleum, the facts are like this—— Liu Shenghuai: "You know, I have had no money since I was a child, and I left my mother, so I can only pick up garbage to make a living... I don't need money, I don't need my life, I only need a companion!" Head: "." So you still need my head to support you, right? Yagyu Sophora: "OvO" —————— Pre-collection 2~ "Deng Deng, I'm about to start squeezing oil" Copywriting 1. Hua Deng is an oil lamp that illuminates the royal mausoleum, nicknamed the Changming Lamp. It absorbs the essence of the sun and moon in the tomb and becomes a spirit. However, as a lamp, the biggest trouble is that it needs oil. Without oil, it will extinguish. If it extinguishes, it will not be able to transform into a human form. If it cannot transform into a human form, it can only be an ordinary lamp. The craftsman had little oil left for her, so Hua Deng decided to go out and earn some oil, so she specialized in acting as a stand-in for rich people. As long as she came into contact with enough dead people, she would have enough oil. One day, she received an order to replace her rich sister at blind date banquets, blind date variety shows, and blind date dinners. The rich sister was very wealthy and said that as long as Hua Deng could win away a blind date, she would give her one million, with no upper limit. Hua Deng suddenly felt that she could do this job for the rest of her life! —— At the blind date party, Hua Deng was like a magic stick with no sense of boundaries. When she met someone who came to chat with her, she would start thinking about her death date. The sooner she died, the happier she would laugh. At the end of the night, no one who was a male present would talk to her anymore. On the blind date variety show, Hua Deng was ranked first in the show. When the director asked her about her impressions of the male guests, her comments only included a series of "a little oily, average oiliness, good oiliness, and a lot of oiliness", which offended all the fans in the live broadcast room on the spot. At the blind date dinner, Hua Deng was more talkative than the seven aunts and eight aunts present. She started by saying, "How old is your child? How old is he? If he scores so well on the test, he must be the top pick." He closed, "The dissatisfaction in the marriage must be a man's problem. I suggest you just change it, it will be better for the child." Shengsheng talked to all the matchmakers about divorce. Copywriting 2. Hua Deng took over the identity of the rich woman sister and got along well. But before the identity was completely changed, the rich woman sister said that there was a lifeless man in the circle. People said that he would not live long and had a bad personality. So now he is becoming more and more abnormal as he gets older. He suggested that he should be used as a memorial if he met someone who was dead. However, one time when Hua Deng was unable to maintain the appearance of his rich sister due to lack of oil, she happened to meet this man who had been offered up as a dead man long ago in the legend, and he immediately felt that he was saved - there were many people who were oily, and there were not many men like this who seemed to be in a perpetual motion machine when extracting oil. So every time Hua Deng ran out of oil and couldn't find a new dead person, he would go to the automatic oil press Gu Chongjin and take a sip from the buffet to stay alive. He would run away every time he finished eating, and the main thing was to eat the king's meal! —— Gu Chongjin suspected that he was not far away from death because he occasionally had hallucinations and saw a strange woman walking past him, giving him a strange, indescribable, and unspeakable smile every time. Later, Gu Chongjin couldn't find out who this mysterious woman was. When he was officially arranging his funeral, he suddenly saw a blind date variety show on his friend's tablet, and someone in it showed a very familiar smile to him... Click into the column to collect it~ Purpose: Promote intangible heritage and traditional culture