Ye Zhizhou transmigrated into a danmei novel set in the entertainment industry, becoming the contractually engaged partner of the book's movie-star gong, Yan Tianhe. He was the foil to the white-moonlight shou, a textbook cannon-fodder male supporting character.
To stay alive, the lazy Ye Zhizhou began finding all sorts of ways to court death.
On set, Ye Zhizhou deliberately acted opposite to the other actors, who were giving their all, and appeared completely nonchalant. Yet after the film came out, audiences praised him to the skies, saying his acting perfectly captured the confusion and helplessness of a minor street character, and that his performance was so brilliant it seemed supernatural!
Ye Zhizhou: ? Something seems a little off.
After reflecting on what went wrong, Ye Zhizhou took the lesson to heart. In his next drama, he deliberately chose to play a villain's lackey and overdid it, hoping to disgust the audience all by himself.
Original novel fans: Brother Zhou is exactly like the character! The role I imagined has come to life. I'm crying!
Drama fans: That final scene where he faces death absolutely wrecked me. His hysteria still reveals his restraint and pain. What a pitiful, hateful, fascinating villain... Brother Zhou's immersive acting is incredible!
Passersby: I never thought we'd see such sincere acting from a young star these days. There's hope for Chinese entertainment after all!
Furious, Ye Zhizhou switched to variety shows and gave up on controlling his expressions altogether, keeping a cold, blank face throughout. But an edit account specializing in bizarre clips made a joke video of him, and it went viral. Screenshots of his expressions even trended, spreading all over the internet.
After becoming hugely popular and winning awards, Ye Zhizhou gave an interview. The host looked at him admiringly and asked:
"Mr. Ye, could you tell us how to become as successful as you and win the full set of Oscars?"
Ye Zhizhou was on the verge of tears: ...
...Would you believe me if I said I really don't want to be famous?
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Yan Tianhe, a promising young movie star, seems born for the camera. The beauty mark at the corner of his eye has made countless fans utterly smitten.
But his fans don't know how high-maintenance Yan Tianhe is off camera:
He immediately changes his clothes if they get even a tiny stain, and washes them at least three times. His private chef must strictly follow the recipes he specifies, and the kitchen needs a digital scale because even the salt and oil are measured to the gram. He exercises and takes a walk every morning and evening. He even missed a date rather than take a bus when his car broke down, because he didn't want to breathe the air in a crowded place.
That's why, despite being the young master of a wealthy family, very few people can put up with Yan Tianhe's temper.
At first, Yan Tianhe scoffed at this contractual marriage as usual. But as they gradually spent time together, he found that his partner was more compatible with him than he had imagined and had never once argued with him.
He must be madly in love with me, or he wouldn't be willing to compromise and do so much for me.
Yan Tianhe was certain of it.
But one evening, while they were out for a walk, Ye Zhizhou suddenly said, "Let's get divorced!"
Yan Tianhe: "Why? Don't you like me? Otherwise, why have you never argued with me, and why are you willing to wash my clothes three times?"
"I'm just too lazy to argue. And I toss the clothes into the fully automated washing machine to wash them."
Ye Zhizhou was confused.
Yan Tianhe: "Why are you willing to go running with me?"
Ye Zhizhou was even more puzzled. "Isn't exercise good for you? Even an idlefish wants to work out after being lazy for too long."
Yan Tianhe: "..."
Yan Tianhe panicked. "Then why did you only bring this up today?"
"Oh, you mean that." Ye Zhizhou suddenly understood. "I was too lazy to walk to the marriage registration office before, but we just happened to pass by today. Why don't we get it done now?"
Yan Tianhe: "..."
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Sharp-tongued, tsundere, high-maintenance gong x lazy, slow-to-catch-on shou
Younger gong
Theme: Dream your own dreams, and let each life shine in its own way.
The character design of Gongshou is quite good, but the personality development is not outstanding, but the relationship between them and the emotional drama are not interesting. I thought it would be more funny and the writing is a lot worse. The feeling is just so-so. The more I watch, the less interesting it becomes. I skipped it later. The setting is good but I can't write it. I need to practice more writing.
Your price is the lowest and it makes me laugh to death hahahahahahahaha
I have been blocked for more than two months...
This couple is so sweet, they have the feeling that after seeing thousands of things, the fate is yours.
There is a connection between the two hearts, so sweet
I'm a little confused. Doesn't the previous chapter count as being together?
Damn it, even though it's been a long time, I have also blocked it. I can't laugh or cry jpg.
This agent sister is so good, it's a pity. I went with the wrong person. Although I don't understand what an agent should do, I think her business skills are really great.
I really don't want to see two rotten cucumbers fall in love [split]
Nice! The plot is smooth ~
The villains soon got their lunch
The deputy cp is also very sweet!
The character design of Gongshou is quite good, but the personality development is not outstanding, but the relationship between them and the emotional drama are not interesting. I thought it would be more funny and the writing is a lot worse. The feeling is just so-so. The more I watch, the less interesting it becomes. I skipped it later. The setting is good but I can't write it. I need to practice more writing.
Your price is the lowest and it makes me laugh to death hahahahahahahaha
I have been blocked for more than two months...
This couple is so sweet, they have the feeling that after seeing thousands of things, the fate is yours.
There is a connection between the two hearts, so sweet
I'm a little confused. Doesn't the previous chapter count as being together?
Damn it, even though it's been a long time, I have also blocked it. I can't laugh or cry jpg.
This agent sister is so good, it's a pity. I went with the wrong person. Although I don't understand what an agent should do, I think her business skills are really great.
I really don't want to see two rotten cucumbers fall in love [split]
Nice! The plot is smooth ~ The villains soon got their lunch The deputy cp is also very sweet!