Su Jiu, a lazy little junior sister of the Heavenly Sword Sect, recently got a cling-to-people System. All she has to do is get within a certain distance of a target to receive incredible luck and generous rewards.
For example:
"Ding! The abbot of the Brahma Sound Temple is 500 meters away. Get closer to receive luck points..."
"Ding! The young master of the Hehuan Sect has appeared 1 kilometer away. Get closer to increase your beauty..."
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Su Jiu spends her days idling and checking in three times a day, and gets herself all sorts of useless skills, including the Heart-Stealing Sound Technique, the Trip-Up Technique, and the Greater Concealment Technique. She dreams of reaching the pinnacle of life.
But after wearing through three pairs of shoes in half a month, she complains online: System, I'm exhausted.
The System thoughtfully activates a full-map search, then lets out a piercing shriek:
"Host! Fifty meters ahead! There's a big shot whose cultivation has reached the pinnacle! Go kiss him! Hold his hand! Harass him! You'll instantly get everything you need, increase your cultivation without limit, and automatically idle until you ascend to immortality!!"
Su Jiu looks up and sees the famous aloof beauty of the Demon Sect, the chief senior disciple Wu Xingyuan, standing tall in the distance with an air that says "stay away."
Su Jiu stares at him, then drools in terror.
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Everyone says that Wu Xingyuan, the Demon Sect's senior disciple and head of the sect, is as ruthless as water and fire, cruel, vicious by nature, and a madman who would betray his own master.
But one day, they actually see the madman squatting on the ground with a serious look on his face, carefully wiping someone's face with Chongyun Brocade worth eighteen cities!
And his tone is full of jealousy:
"There are more and more dodgy men on the mountain. They're so annoying... I really want to kill them all."
Su Jiu shops furiously in the points store without looking up:
"Don't be silly. They're all my buffs."
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#Su Jiu: At first, I was just casually freeloading to get by. Who knew I was so charming that every man, woman, cat, and dog I freeloaded off wanted to follow me? So I turned around and founded a sect. Somehow, I even brought peace to the three realms, and it became... the greatest sect in all three realms since the beginning of the world!#
[Lazy, lucking-into-a-harem heroine x possessive demon with jealousy level ten]
Theme: Find warmth, draw close to warmth, become warmth.