A Kun from the Start

[This story is complete. Please bookmark my next novel, Work Hard, Little Fox!] A Kun from the start, with evolution all coming down to eating. In the interstellar era, Xiang Chen transmigrates into a Kun. In three months, he achieves a miracle in evolutionary history: he goes from Kun to human. Then he nearly eats himself into bankruptcy. With no other choice, he joins an absurd competitive-eating livestream, and becomes famous overnight. Trending topics that day: #TinyBodyHugeAppetite# #TheManWhoCanSwallowAnything# Best of all, Xiang Chen discovers that no matter how much he eats, he never gains weight! Cheesy instant noodles, late-night hot pot, barbecue and milk tea, here I come! But gradually, his menu gets more and more complicated... Pirate mecha? I'll swallow it! The insectoid swarm is invading? I'll swallow it! The Dragon Prince? I'll swallow... Wait, sorry, wrong thing. Ying Sheng, who barely escaped being swallowed by the Kun, growls in humiliation: "I swear I won't rest until I avenge this!" But Xiang Chen discovers that making out with a dragon has a surprisingly powerful effect? And some time later, the crown prince... "Give me another kiss, baby. But be careful not to swallow me." A silly, sweet story Lovable, slow-to-warm competitive eater bottom x cool, domineering, explosive-tempered Dragon Prince top [Please bookmark my upcoming novel!] Su Li is a poor little fox spirit. In this life, he's either working or on his way to work. But perhaps his luck has finally turned. With his pure, alluring, and unpretentious charm, he stands out from a crowd of spirits and becomes an honored... temporary employee of the Huaxia Supernatural Administration. At the end of the year, the little fox watches his coworkers receive their bonuses with longing: One rabbit head, ten rabbit heads, a hundred rabbit heads... He's lost out on hundreds of rabbit heads! The little fox is unhappy. He's about to make a fuss. Besides that, Su Li has a very difficult boss. He's a solitary, cold big shot whom everyone, human or spirit, both respects and fears. But Su Li isn't afraid. He has a pair of fluffy ears, sleek fur, and a big, bushy, fiery-red tail. He's convinced that any unhappiness in the world can be fixed with a little tail-petting! And if once isn't enough, then twice. To earn his freedom to eat rabbit heads as soon as possible, Su Li gets down to work. ...But the big shot seems interested only in stroking his tail. Su Li joins the Supernatural Administration and spends more than half a year as a hand-warmer fox. His tail is nearly rubbed bald, and he still hasn't seen a single penny of bonus money. One day, he finally works up the courage to question his boss: "What exactly did you hire me to do?" The big shot ponders for a moment, then answers, "Be a mascot, I suppose." Su Li: "..." [The above is the fluffy and cute version of the blurb. Both leads are smart, so I suppose that makes them evenly matched (?). Anyway, the story itself is what counts.] How to Properly Care for a Soft, Fluffy Little Fox 1. Don't casually touch their fox bells. They may be fluffy and cute, but foxes have their pride. 2. Beware their sharp claws and teeth. 3. Raise some cute bunnies in the yard, and make sure there are plenty to go around. 4. Love him. Hardworking, career-driven little fox spirit bottom x aloof, reserved big shot top Modern fantasy setting, 1v1 HE Theme: Cherish peace and embrace love.