Please Let Me Be a Slacker [Honghuang]

[The First Heart Demon Seeks Results [Honghuang] is now being serialized] The first time Kunpeng met Yuanshi: Kunpeng: Fellow Daoist, please conceive a child. Yuanshi: ... The second time Kunpeng met Yuanshi: Yuanshi: "Those born with fur, feathers, scales, or shells have no right to sit with us." Kunpeng: ... One is sharp-tongued, the other quick-handed. Together, they give Honghuang endless gossip. Blurb for The First Heart Demon Seeks Results [Honghuang] Other people work for money. He works for his life. Getting a second chance at life was supposed to be Chu Xu's good fortune, but when his boss is named Luohou, it becomes a misfortune. As the demon world's first heart demon, Chu Xu is always devoted to developing the demon world and strengthening the demon race. He hopes to let his boss relax and just watch the numbers on his performance report soar. However, his boss is a menace, and his subordinates are left in tears. When a new assignment lands in his hands, Chu Xu finally runs into his first obstacle on the job. "Since you're the first heart demon under my command, go tempt his eldest disciple into becoming a demon." Chu Xu: "??" By the time he learns that "him" means Dao Ancestor Hongjun, and that the eldest disciple is Taishang Laozi, he's already aboard the doomed ship. He can either row or go down with it. Under threat of heavenly lightning, the demon world's first heart demon diligently gets to work causing trouble. Chu Xu: "Do you know what I am?" Taiqing: "..." Chu Xu: "I'm a heart demon! You have an obsession in your heart, so you should become a demon with me, or disaster will befall you!" Taiqing: "..." Chu Xu: "You really won't become a demon? Do you know what will happen to your younger brother? Do you know your teacher actually wants to come to the demon world, too? Do you know how wonderful life is in the demon world, with all its food, drink, and entertainment?!" Taiqing: "Σ(⊙▽⊙)" Chu Xu: "In the demon world, you can find anyone you like to test medicine on. Please, just become a demon (╥﹏╥)" Taiqing: "(= _ =)" Chu Xu, reaching out in desperation: "Seriously, if you become a demon, I'll agree to anything!" Taiqing: "You mean it?" Chu Xu: "??" He thought all hope was lost, but it turns out that even at the end of the road, a way out can appear. Still, if completing his performance goals means giving himself up, is that a loss or a win? The ancestor of heart demons is still confused today. Theme: Hold fast to the ideals in your heart, and even the will of Heaven can be changed