My Wife, Whom I Married on a Whim, Is a Big Shot

I'm just an ordinary little cop at the police station. Outside the station, I'm an ordinary civilian. My personality, looks, and salary are all ordinary. The only extraordinary thing about me is that my wife is the Creator. Blurb 2: "I'm a public servant raised by the state. I believe only in scientific development and Marxism." A human skeleton crawls out of a display window. I grab it and suddenly realize: Huh, you experiment people are so advanced now. Even your skeletons are electric! Everyone: Help! A ghost! A woman in red appears, looking like a ghost. Me: Cosplay. Blood wells up in the pool. Me: An art student washing red paint. Wife: I'm the Creator. Me: Come on, you're in your twenties. You're still going through a chuunibyou phase? Me: An utterly ordinary, handsome civilian who believes in science and love. Blurb 3: (A mother's perspective) The person I set my son up with is getting more and more suspicious. She stays shut in her room all day and never comes out, and she's constantly writing in her diary. One day, I managed to sneak a look at my daughter-in-law's diary. It was full of chaotic, crisscrossing instances of the word "death." We're all going to die. We're all going to die. I found my son a monster. My daughter-in-law is a monster. My daughter-in-law is a monster. (The handwriting is twisted.) (Crossed out.) I'm a monster. * Sunny, cheerful guy x gloomy beauty * Lovecraftian (sort of) + a little Chinese-style horror * A small amount of unconventional male pregnancy * An unflappable, ordinary male lead x a femme fatale Creator (?) * Our Western gods don't concern themselves with your Eastern ghosts * A handsome, utterly ordinary seme x a breathtakingly beautiful uke * Content warning: The uke has a truly awful personality and is an unrivaled beauty. She bites people (her husband treated her with Chinese medicine until she got better), is a violent sweetheart, and loves domestic violence and gnawing on her husband (not really). * Third-person narration * The ordinary love of an ordinary couple [not really] Theme: The ordinary love of an ordinary couple