Officer Song, You're So Hard to Pursue

Blurb one:

Ye Zhi thinks she's a knockout, but somehow she keeps hitting roadblocks in love. She can't escape the curse of breaking up right after graduation.

At long last, she meets someone new, only for him to turn her down cold four times. She can't keep chasing him, and her self-esteem takes a serious hit.

Just when things finally seem to be looking up, she gets drunk and kisses him by force. Well, there goes her chance to make him her boyfriend. Sorry to bother you. I'm out.

Blurb two:

Rejecting her felt great at the time. Chasing her afterward is pure hell.

Song Chi has been single his whole life, thanks to his wooden head. He's missed every single hint from the opposite sex.

Luckily, he hasn't woken up too late. He's cramming on romance, just about to make his move, when that annoying second male lead appears out of nowhere. And what is this drunk driver doing here? The whole world is stopping him from confessing.

Blurb three:

Though he was a late bloomer, Officer Song is quite the wild driver. But even he sometimes ends up pinned to a bed, hands bound and eyes covered.

Zhizhi, what are you doing?

Assaulting an officer.

"This Lazy Fish Won't Flip Over"

As a modern-day office drone who transmigrates into a book as the second female villain, do you think I'll still be diligently making trouble?

First of all, don't call me "hey". No, wait, first of all, 996 already took half my life. Now that I finally don't have a boss, isn't it great to live like a lazy fish? Second, being a villain can get you killed. Like, actually dead, you know? Besides, I have all the skills but no idea how to use them. Getting involved will only make me die sooner. (smiling face)

Let me be a lazy-fish ancestor who quietly lives in the mountains, playing with cats and dogs, and maybe picking up a pretty young disciple to enjoy a peaceful old age.

But, Grand Disciple, what did you say your name was?

Waaah, it's over. There goes my peaceful retirement. The kid I picked up seems to be the future big boss who swears he'll overthrow the cultivation world and destroy Earth.

Just go ahead and destroy it. I'm tired.

Meng Jinzhijue thinks his cheap master has the seniority of an ancestor, but is really just useless.

But why is this useless person so good to him? So good that he only wants to keep her by his side. If she dares to run away, he wouldn't hesitate to kill her.

Useless as she is, she really can't see how he feels, and keeps trying to set him up with his junior sister.

Meng Jinzhijue is furious, and the result is...

Um, Grand Disciple, if you don't like your junior sister, we can work something out. Could you first take your hand off your master's throat? Betraying your master and dishonoring your ancestors will bring Heaven's wrath.

I've been getting struck by lightning since I was little. One more time won't matter.

That killed the conversation.

Didn't you say I was betraying my master and dishonoring my ancestors? This is nothing. Today, your disciple will show you what that really means.

Maybe I'm just too old. I can't keep up with a younger wolf-dog boyfriend.

Si Cilan rubbed her aching waist. Maybe next time they should just connect in their dreams. Acting out the whole master-betrayal thing in person is exhausting.

A lazy fish will never flip over.

Unless it's on a bed.

A lazy-fish ancestor who transmigrates into an old-school novel × a chief disciple with hidden motives and a yandere streak.

Content warnings:

A messy assortment of cultivation settings.

One-on-one pairing, both leads are sexually inexperienced.

The female lead is a laid-back lazy fish most of the time, with occasional outbursts. If her characterization falls apart, that's on me.

She transmigrates into an old-school, angst-filled novel as the second female villain.

I'll add more if I think of anything.

Theme: Mutual secret crush