My Years Pretending to Be a Husky

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Blurb:

Jiang Yunhan was a wolf demon who failed his tribulation and was turned back into his original form.

And so the great, elegant, noble Wolf King... was picked up from a trash can.

To make a living, Jiang Yunhan had no choice but to pretend to be a husky.

Looking at the unusually obedient "husky" before him, Qiu Jinnian couldn't help feeling something was off. "You're a little too smart, aren't you?"

Jiang Yunhan was on high alert. No, I have to disguise my identity!

So the next day, he ate an entire box of cat litter, and Qiu Jinnian hurriedly rushed him to the hospital.

Before the anesthetic had even worn off, Jiang Yunhan tried to look sinister and domineering, but came across as an idiot:

Heh heh, now you know how powerful I am, human! I only have to use a tiny bit of my brain to make you kneel and beg me not to die! Tremble, human!

Qiu Jinnian: ...My husband is an idiot. Let's throw him away :)

[Cool, mature, old-school top x naturally sweet, adorably naive bottom]

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Ji Lanyan's fate was so weak that even he could bring doom upon himself. Wherever he went, he was like a "ghost-summoning banner."

Knowing he didn't have long to live, he spent his entire fortune on a greedy feng shui master and married him in a hasty wedding meant to bring good luck.

After they married, Ji Lanyan was ready to kick the bucket. But the feng shui master was taken with his extremely yin constitution, changed his mind, and tied Ji Lanyan, his very own "ghost-summoning banner," to himself, taking him everywhere.

Ji Lanyan, tired of being used as a tool, completely snapped and started trying to get himself killed.

A female ghost clung to his back. "Big brother, cuddle me~ Carry me~"

He grabbed her in his arms. "Are you trying to suck out my yang energy? Go ahead! Suck it out! Suck as hard as you can! If you don't kill me today, you're not leaving!"

The ghost: "...Hey, could you act a little more scared? I'm not normal..."

Later, Ji Lanyan became infamous for his antics, and even ghosts took detours to avoid him. Sadako finally managed to crawl out of a TV, saw Ji Lanyan on the other side, and shot back into the TV at light speed, breaking the screen with her rear end.

A certain feng shui master: "...What on earth did I marry?"

[Sickly, unhinged beauty bottom x socially anxious, devoted, illiterate top]

Theme: A poor young man strives to improve himself and ultimately makes his dream come true.