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The Vengeful Ghost Begged Me to Leave
Ji Lanyan coughed up blood every day, and it looked like he only had a few days left to live.
To prolong his life, he found a feng shui master and married him on a whim.
The master, He Chi, was refined and handsome, and didn't look like much of a fighter.
After they married, Ji Lanyan's illness completely disappeared. The frail, delicate flower became a lively man-eating plant.
In a haunted house, a female ghost clung to Ji Lanyan's back.
He Chi kindly warned him, "There's a young woman..."
Ji Lanyan: "She's a little willful, and a little arrogant?"
He Chi: ...Forget it. Buddha doesn't save idiots.
The female ghost breathed a chill toward her breakfast, baring a mouthful of fangs.
Ji Lanyan glanced back and burst out laughing.
"Oh, these female ghosts are all men in disguise. They get paid fifty yuan a day. Don't believe me? Just watch."
With that, he started stripping the ghost sister.
"Aaaah!"
That day, the female ghost was scared to tears by her own breakfast.
He Chi, the super-strong one, struck down the ghost with a single blow. Ji Lanyan was stunned.
"Master, you're so strong!"
"Master, you're so handsome!"
"Master, you're both handsome and strong. Why have you been single for so many years? Is it because you... can't perform?"
He Chi: ...Want to find out? :)
[Goofy, frail, and unhinged beauty bottom X seemingly innocent but actually ruthless, ridiculously powerful, jealous top]
Extra scene:
Taking advantage of how powerful his husband was, Ji Lanyan spent every day manhandling underage little ghosts: giving them tattoos (exorcism talismans) and forcing them to drink (sweet rice wine).
The ghosts were furious.
The Ghost King was so angry he came out in person to teach Ji Lanyan a lesson. "You can ask me one question. Once I answer, I'll eat you!"
Ji Lanyan: "All right. What are the next hundred thousand digits of pi?"
The Ghost King: ...
Ji Lanyan: "Take your time reciting them. We're going to make a run for it."
The Ghost King: ...I'll get you for this!
Novel blurb:
The Divine Beasts All Want to Call Me Dad
After graduating from college, Bai Ruochen was rather inexplicably picked up by a company.
He was so delighted to have found a job that he didn't even notice that the booth was numbered 404, or that the interviewer had no shadow.
By the time Bai Ruochen realized something was wrong, it was too late.
His boss, Ge Yansheng, looked at Bai Ruochen with schadenfreude. "I hope you survive your internship."
Bai Ruochen arrived at his post fully prepared for battle.
From that day on, the ghostly big sister became a regular, and Sadako became his deskmate.
The Vengeful Ghost: "Xiao Bai, this evil spirit was just killed, it's still fresh. Want a bite?"
Bai Ruochen stared at the evil spirit in the ghost's hand, which looked like a bowl of spicy blood curd, and went blank.
Bai Ruochen: "QAQ I don't want my internship pay anymore. I quit..."
[Sharp-tongued, soft-hearted, always snapping at everyone, and easily riled top X gentle, patient, thrifty homemaker bottom whose combat strength becomes incredible later]
Recommending a friend's novel!
My Love Rival Keeps Trying to Ruffle My Feathers [ABO] - Lu Niansheng
1.
Lin He never expected that he and Jiang Cenfeng would present at the same time, on the same day, in the same school infirmary building.
He presented as a can of fermented herring, while Jiang presented as Buddha Jumps Over the Wall. The doctor cried as he kicked them both out.
2.
After Lin He was expelled for his violent tendencies, the person he had a crush on entrusted him to Jiang Cenfeng. From then on, Jiang was both his love rival and his boss.
One time, Jiang Cenfeng returned from a mission and smelled an intensely seductive odor. He asked, "Who's having a group shit-eating party?"
Lin He, in heat, kicked Jiang Cenfeng five miles away.
3.
Jiang Cenfeng had never liked the little love rival under his command, until one day he touched the big wings on Lin He's back and saw the slender boy blushing as he buried himself in them.
Jiang Cenfeng: ! So cute, I want to ruffle his feathers!!
4.
Lin He couldn't beat Jiang Cenfeng, but every day he could kick the wolf-like Jiang right off the bed.
Lin He: I don't want to go into heat today. Move! (▼ヘ▼#)
Reader's guide:
① All-around talented, dominant and goofy top * sensitive bottom with overwhelming combat strength. ② Sci-fi ABO, with tons of original worldbuilding.
Theme: Study hard, and stay positive and optimistic even in adversity.
I feel like there's a bit of a contradiction here. Didn't Ge Yansheng know that Bai Ruochen likes him from Wu Chang? Why does it say that he realized Bai Ruochen was also interested in him belatedly????
Hahahaha, it's so miserable if you don't know how to coax your wife, there are so many plush ones, it's so nice!
The logic of these villains is really funny. They obviously killed people, so why should others bear the guilt of killing people??? And there is guilt for killing people, but not for killing animals? The beasts have become intelligent and are the same as humans. It is wrong to kill anyone.
? I understand, so Bai Ruochen is the mother (wrong)
Familiar routine hhhhh I feel that if a game like this is really developed in the future, many people will not dare to play it, and there will be a shadow hahahahaha
I like Classic of Mountains and Seas the most, I support it!
Wow! Thanks for the limited offer, it's so exciting!
It's love, but it's still irrational after all.
Come on!!! What a wonderful article that I have yet to finish!!!!
Thanks for the limited exemption, otherwise I wouldn't have known there was such a good book!