The Two Big Shots Are Pretending to Be Weak Again

1. There's a neighborhood in the south of the city that's haunted, but the rent is cheap, so Chen He moves in. Then she discovers that her online sweetheart is actually the handsome guy across the hall! What a damned coincidence. What a damned sweet one. For the Nth time, Chen He knocks on his door in the middle of the night, pretending to be scared so she can fall into his arms. But then she discovers that, at some point, the handsome guy has turned into a woman? Chen He is startled. "Who are you, beautiful lady?" Jiang Le says reproachfully, "Yesterday, when you fell into my arms, you called me 'baby.'" 2. For the Nth time, a friend says to Chen He, "You're a badass ghost hunter, so why are you always making a scene and thinking about dating? Did a donkey kick you in the head?" Chen He can't be bothered to respond. She's busy dealing with a woman lately. She's going to make that woman understand what happens when you ruin a badass ghost hunter's love life! 3. Once Jiang Le realized she liked women, she set her sights on the apartment across the hall. She sent her little ghosts over to create an opportunity for her. The obedient ghosts slipped into the neighboring apartment, ready to scare the other woman half to death. Jiang Le just had to wait outside and play the hero. Sure enough, Chen He came running out in a panic and threw herself into Jiang Le's arms. Jiang Le contentedly comforted her. The little ghosts, beaten to a pulp inside the apartment: "…" 1. A sweet romance. 2. Not scary. 3. Blurb captured on May 18. Theme: Good