After Being Reborn, I Stopped Caring, but My Scumbag Exes Started to Panic

In his previous life, Yan Wan had a rough time finding love. He fell for his unrelated sworn elder brother, was promised in marriage to his master, was dragged into bed by a prince who was as close as a brother, and received a love letter from the top scholar who had been his childhood sweetheart... Every time, he thought he had found the right person. But whenever things got as far as discussing marriage, it all fell apart. Only on his deathbed did he learn that they hadn't loved him. They'd loved his sister, who had been dead for years. He was a stand-in for his sister. His sister was his younger brother, his younger brother was his sister, and Yan Wan had once been keen on cross-dressing for a while. Yan Wan: "..." Oh. I made myself jealous. Reborn for a second life, Yan Wan decided to stop tormenting this group of straight men and enjoy himself on his own. But he hadn't expected... Their eyes would start looking strange whenever they looked at him. * Slow burn. 1v1. Reading guide: 1. All the women in this story are supporting characters (with no derogatory meaning intended) and have no romantic plotline with either the top or the bottom. 2. This is basically a menu-ordering story. The menu is in the supporting characters section. 3. Qi Yunsheng isn't on the menu. He was added as a picture for readers to admire because so many people love him. You can't order him, so don't get your hopes up. Coming soon: I'll Be a Green Tea in the Enemy Sect Synopsis: Before going up the mountain, Shen Jie made a solemn vow before the stone stele of his sect: in life, he would belong to the Lingshui Sect, and in death, he would be a ghost of the Lingshui Sect. To become an inner disciple of the Lingshui Sect, he was determined to seize his chance. When an elder asked who dared to go undercover in the enemy sect, the vast hall fell utterly silent. Only Shen Jie shakily raised his hand... "I will." After entering the enemy sect, Shen Jie lived in constant fear, as if walking on thin ice, afraid he'd lose his life if he made one wrong move. But to his utter surprise, the enemy sect was a monastery, and he looked stunning in women's clothes. Before he knew it, he'd become the sect's sweetheart, adored by everyone. During fights, the senior brothers would say, "Little junior sister, stay back." During secret-realm training, the senior brothers would say, "Give all the treasures to our little junior sister." When someone bullied him, the senior brothers would say, "Screw you! I'll wipe out your whole family!" Even the aloof eldest senior brother, who was devoted to the sword, said... "If you'll become my cultivation partner, I'll give you my life sword." Becoming cultivation partners was out of the question. How could he trick all the senior brothers into joining his sect if he did? So even though his heart fluttered just a little, Shen Jie still chose to... keep his options open. Theme: Enjoy yourself