A Guide to Cat-Petting in the Cultivation World

[New story: My Childhood Friend the Green Tea Always Wants to Flirt with Me. Blurb below. If you like it, please add it to your collection!]

Other people who transmigrate into fluffy little creatures have no worries about food or clothing and are adored by everyone. But I not only have to cultivate, I also have to work hard to earn points so my unreliable master won't hang me up and beat me.

Ye Huaijiu: This makes no sense! I'm just a little kitty!

When Ye Huaijiu was about to be thrown into the Thunder Prison for punishment for the 108th time because he didn't have enough points, he grabbed his bundle and made a quick getaway.

I could obviously make a living off my stunning looks. Why should I exhaust myself doing everything on my own?

So when the little grandmaster of the reclusive Guiyuan Sect returned from his travels, he found a little white cat lying outside his gate, belly up and begging to be adopted.

The little white cat raised its big fluffy tail. On the little sign it held up was written:

I don't eat much, and I can warm your bed. Please adopt me!

Upcoming story: My Childhood Friend the Green Tea Always Wants to Flirt with Me

Xie Shu, the newly crowned campus heartthrob at Huda University, is handsome, top of his class, and has countless people chasing after him. But nobody can truly get close to him, because he's always accompanied by his childhood friend.

His childhood friend, Muye, is handsome and unruly, and always has a sharp retort for everyone. But when it comes to Xie Shu, he turns into a well-behaved little angel.

Later, Xie Shu decided it wasn't good to keep getting in the way of Muye's social life.

Xie Shu: "You should try making more friends."

Muye, looking pitiful: "Does my brother think I'm annoying? Then I'll leave."

Xie Shu: "I don't. Stop messing around."

Muye hugged Xie Shu tightly. "I knew my brother was the best."

Xie Shu, held in his arms: I feel like I've raised this little brother all wrong...

After being separated from Xie Shu for more than ten years, Muye could only sneak over to visit him. Then, after graduating from high school, he moved into the apartment below Xie Shu's.

Everyone who knew Muye understood how possessive and controlling he was. Nobody could put up with his personality, until rumors started going around that he and Xie Shu were together.

Everyone: These two definitely won't last a month. Xie Shu will get fed up with Muye and break up with him.

After graduating from college, the two got married.

Everyone: Let's see how long they last. They'll hit the three-year itch and the seven-year itch soon enough.

Forty years later, the two celebrated their golden wedding anniversary.

Muye: "I won't wish for forever. I only hope we'll have a long life together."

Quiet, aloof older uke x short-tempered, green-tea younger seme

Theme: No one can decide your future for you