If You Turn Dark Again, I'll Beat You Up [The 1990s]

Zhou Yun'en was among the last humans to survive in the future.

She was a formidable fighter with special training, but in the end, she was still consumed by flames.

When she woke up, she had transmigrated into a novel she'd read as a child and found herself living the wonderful life she'd once dreamed of.

Rolling hills, clear streams, flowers and birdsong, steaming bowls of rice! Juicy tomatoes and tender cucumbers, enough to eat for a lifetime.

But the novel's male lead was a ruthless, evil villain. In a few years, he would turn dark, burn down the village, flee south, commit all sorts of despicable acts, and eventually be sentenced to death.

To protect her idyllic life, Zhou Yun'en found the male lead when he was still a pitiful little kid and dragged him into the woods for a beating.

That wasn't all. From then on, she kept an eye on him every day. If he found even a single coin, she made him hand it over to the police. She also gave him a lecture on proper values every few days.

Just as she thought she'd tamed him into a docile little lamb, one day she saw the kid cornering a thug against a wall and snarling like a little lion, "Don't touch her. She's my woman!"

Years later, at a charity gala, Gu Yinshan, who had just donated ten billion, gave a speech.

"I built this huge company from nothing thanks to the hundred yuan my wife gave me, and her little fists as tiny as custard buns..."

A violent woman who just wants to laze around VS a pitiful little guy who keeps trying to turn evil

Coming soon, click here: "Pretending to Be Human"

Before she died, Zhu Yunqing's mother told her a secret:

We're undercover agents from Planet Altair. Our mission is to observe how Earthlings live without getting caught, and send secret reports back to our home planet regularly. If we fail, everyone on our planet will die. The consequences are serious!

So Zhu Yunqing kept her mission firmly in mind, imitating the way Earthlings lived and making sure no one discovered her secret.

But she's the only alien left on Earth. It's so lonely!

One time, while sending a secret report, Zhu Yunqing unexpectedly discovered one of her own kind.

A handsome man stood beneath the stars, holding a secret-report transmitter. A faint light flashed through the clouds.

Overcome with excitement, Zhu Yunqing rushed over and grabbed his hand.

"Comrade! Family! I've waited twenty years for you to come!"

Lu Yuanxing, who was really sending a secret report, froze on the spot.

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Lu Yuanxing had been on Earth for four hundred years.

The planet Orans had advanced technology. Humanity had escaped the confines of physical bodies by uploading their consciousness into virtual space, becoming immortal, ageless gods.

But after a great war, the database that stored emotions was destroyed, leaving what had once been a bustling space lifeless and still.

To relearn how to feel, the planet Orans sent representatives undercover to Earth to obtain emotional data from Earthlings and send it back for them to study.

Unfortunately, progress had been slow.

Then one day, the data sent back by an undercover agent changed dramatically, finally giving years of research a breakthrough.

A superior asked why the agent's data had changed.

Researcher: "It seems he's fallen in love with... a psychiatric patient."

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