I Heard Paranormal Shows Set You Up with a Partner

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Blurb:

The ninth season of the wildly popular overseas psychic reality show, Battle of the Gods, is holding global auditions for the first time.

Psychics of every kind gather to compete for a place in the global finals.

Host: Why did you decide to compete?

Contestant A: I'm the man who's going to become the Spirit Medium King.

Contestant B: I want the world to see that China has experts too.

Yu Fei: A fortune-teller under a bridge said I'd find my wife here.

As a max-level expert competing in a bunch of noobs beating each other up, Yu Fei's shamelessness draws the scorn of every demon and monster.

Yu Fei, shameless as ever: I've already had 90 percent of my power suppressed. What more do you want from me?

Special Reincarnation Management Bureau: Some scumbag got stabbed while out / some psychic had their cultivation crippled / a sinkhole appeared out of nowhere in a mountain range. Was that you?!

Yu Fei, lying straight-faced: It wasn't me. I didn't do it. You'd better have proof, or I'll sue you for slander.

Yin Luo, senior disciple of the Qingshan Sect: I'm going to win the championship. Let's all compete fairly.

Yu Fei, rushing to declare his feelings: You can have the championship. I'll go kill every other contestant right now!

The other contestants, always getting sabotaged during the matches: Please, just elope already! Don't show up for the next match!

Originally titled Falling in Love at the Spirit Medium Competition

Theme: Ghosts and gods may be illusions, but love is real.