I've got nothing to do and can't be bothered to update, so I'll start a new story.
↓ Blurb follows.
I'm a famous streamer who makes a living broadcasting games. I've been single for years, so my hands are lightning-fast, and my stream is always packed with generous patrons. It's irresistible.
I may not care about money, but when people call me Daddy...
...it feels amazing.
Even if my goal is to die.
But!
One day, I accidentally showed my face, and the whole internet started calling me Daddy.
Me: Louder.
One day, I accidentally changed my clothes, and everyone in the world started calling me Daddy.
Me: Louder!
One day, I was surrounded by explosions with corpses strewn at my feet, and the entire galaxy was calling me Daddy.
Me: Again!
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Dazai-sensei!
Me: Wrong!
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: ...Da...ddy...
Me: Come on, give Daddy a kiss.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Overcome with joy, he faints.
After I've kissed everyone, you can hear them cheering:
Daddy!!!
Kiss us all!
The protagonist is the usual kind of person who transmigrates into a cosplay character, with a livestream always at hand. He's goofy and has a dark side, and he transmigrates into Dazai-sensei.
The story's tone switches between goofy and serious, and updates are irregular.
Check out my other story, Amateur Suicide Enthusiast ↓
Three sisters having fun, with Dazai, Ango, and Oda as the protagonists.
Theme: Pure wish fulfillment
