[Crossover, Mainly Bungo Stray Dogs] An Amateur Suicide Enthusiast

I finally couldn't resist the temptation of writing about Dazai, so here I am with my terrible writing! Blurb below↓ Twenty-two-year-old office worker Dazai Osamu: "Hello, everyone. I'm Dazai Osamu." Twenty-five-year-old former writer Oda Sakunosuke: "Hello, everyone. I'm Dazai Osamu's mom, Oda Sakunosuke." Twenty-four-year-old exhausted old man Ango: "Hello... Why are you all introducing yourselves?!" Dazai pointed at Ango. "This is my little brother." "And?" "What?" "What about my name?!!" Dazai Osamu's former job was incredibly mysterious, but everyone knows what this Dazai does for a living!! It's even more popular than that company! #Three people compete for Dazai's job, but the truth is actually this?! #Oda Sakunosuke gives up writing to steal his friend's livelihood? #Will two Dazais tear each other down or fall in love? All of this will be revealed in the story! This is mainly the adventure of three sisters (?). Oda Knife-no-suke is alive!! Still alive!! Note 1: This is a story about the author, a devoted fan of Bungo Stray Dogs, transmigrating into the original Bungo Stray Dogs. Dazai's experiences are entirely made up by me, and everyone's personalities and backstories will be different. Just enjoy the ride. 2: The abilities are different from the original, but quite similar. 3: Warning: I'm losing it over online classes, so I might abandon this. 4: My Dazai is a Black Dazai in both appearance and heart, but I'll sometimes write him like a White Dazai. The original Dazai will definitely be OOC. This is a slight crossover, primarily Bungo Stray Dogs. It's my first fic, so please be kind! Theme: Pure fun