Jia She, with His Mighty Golden Thighs [Dream of the Red Chamber]

This is a mythic retelling of Dream of the Red Chamber, and a tale of conspiracy set in motion since ancient times to seize the Mandate of Heaven. Will the Eight-Headed Serpent continue to suppress the divine beast, the Black Tortoise, and steal the fortune of the Nine Provinces? Or will the Qilin come to the Black Tortoise's aid, help it rise up and slay the serpent, and protect the Nine Provinces? It all depends on whose methods are more brilliant. The Jia family are descendants of the auspicious beast Qilin, friend to the divine beast Black Tortoise, so naturally they are caught up in this calamity. After becoming the focal point of the calamity, Jia She has his soul, split in two, return to his body, and gains skills fused from Mi Yue. Let's see how he shatters this entire web of schemes. The characters in this story have undergone major changes. The wise Jia Daichang and Jia Daishan have had their fates altered, and Jia She immediately gains a powerful golden finger. The clever and gentle Jia Fu is healthy, and Jia Hu and Jia Lang, the pillars of the next generation, watch over the Jia family. At last, Jia Jing and his son can live carefree lives. Zhang, in her Cai Wenji incarnation, bites her handkerchief and complains that her handsome husband is gone. Then she suddenly realizes there are so many handsome men on the battlefield. If she wants to feast her eyes on the enemy's dashing young men, why would she waste time cooped up in the back courtyard watching you two cuddle? Though those two are more pleasing to the eye, who would give up an entire forest for two crooked trees? As for Jia Baoyu, he can take his Magic Jade and go join the Zhen family. That nonsense about Lin the Fairy shedding tears can go cool its heels somewhere. Just stay home and play with your own sisters and cousins, and stop causing trouble for everyone. And so, after everything comes to an end, Jia She, back in his true form, supports Situ Ce, whose true form is being suppressed, as they stand atop the stolen Love Mirror and look down upon the world. As Jia She is lost in thought, Situ Ce drawls, "Enhou, shouldn't we go check out the Land of Illusion first? I hear the beds there are really comfortable." This novel has anti-piracy protection: 70% of the text will unlock after 24 hours. Theme: It was all really just for that outfit.