My Darling Is a Whimpering Monster [Infinite]

Coming soon: the sweet story "I Can't Tame My Panda!" See below for the blurb.

This novel's blurb

Qi Xiao is a corpse demon who has lived for thousands of years, surviving on human blood.

After entering this horror game world, his body somehow miraculously turned back into a human's. He could smell things and enjoy delicious food.

He also teamed up with a kind, innocent little friend who was terribly timid.

Later, he discovered a secret.

His kind little friend was a black-hearted schemer hiding behind a whimpering, helpless act.

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With bones scattered behind them, Fu Feng chuckled and bit the little mole on Qi Xiao's earlobe. "Now that you know my secret, you're mine."

Something felt a little off, but Qi Xiao still followed his heart and was delighted to acquire a boyfriend.

And then…

Qi Xiao: "..." Having an existential crisis.

Fu Feng's voice was hoarse. "You're really so soft and sweet."

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How Qi Xiao sees himself: I'm so cool and dashing. I can take a beating and dish one out. I'm definitely the top!

How Fu Feng sees Qi Xiao: He's so dumb, and so adorably dumb. I want to eat him.

A cold-faced, soft-hearted mortician x a gorgeous, black-hearted drama queen

"I Can't Tame My Panda!"

At the brink of life and death, Tang Qing was saved by a panda.

Amid a cloud of dust, he stared dumbfounded as the black-and-white ball of fluff climbed out of a pit, rubbing its bottom. Its little black paws rose and fell, and the ferocious bug beast gnawing on its paw was instantly sent flying far away.

The ball of fluff looked up. A person and a panda stared into each other's eyes.

The panda: "Squeak."

Tang Qing instinctively took half a step back.

The panda shook its round black ears, hugged its belly, and squeaked twice more.

Tang Qing hesitated. "This...?"

Seeing that Tang Qing wasn't doing anything, the panda took the initiative. It raced over to him, rubbing against his leg and rolling around, then gazed up at him with a voice sweet enough to melt anyone's heart.

Tang Qing: What kind of creature is this? It's strong, but also kind of cu-cute?

The ball of fluff: Hungry! Hungry! Got anything to eat? I'm starving! Do you even understand what I'm saying?

Later, Tang Qing took the ball of fluff home and named it Tang Yuanyuan. Then Tang Qing and Tang Yuanyuan left the family together.

However, before Tang Qing could make a name for himself out in the world, Tang Yuanyuan had already eaten him into bankruptcy.

But he still had to keep going to school, and he still had to raise the panda. So Tang Qing started earning money while he studied.

One day, several troublemakers from Tang Qing's class surrounded him on the training field.

Tang Qing sneered at his classmates, who usually did nothing but slack off. "You think you can beat me just because there are more of you? Who gave you that confidence?"

"Don't be scared. Just fight," Tang Qing said as he got into his mecha. "Yuanyuan, let's go."

Before he could finish speaking, Tang Yuanyuan hoisted Tang Qing onto its back and ran.

Tang Yuanyuan sprinted toward the academic office without looking back. Teacher! Teacher! The bad students are bullying a classmate!!!

Tang Qing, who had planned to beat them and make them his underlings: ???

Tang Yuanyuan's self-assessment: I'm soft and fluffy, weak, pitiful, and helpless, but I still do a great job protecting Qingqing.

Tang Qing: Why, thank you. (smiles)

#The panda's all grown up. We can eat it now#

#I want to conquer the world, but my panda only wants to freeload#

An incredibly strong, brilliant crybaby bottom x a panda top who has no ambition and just wants to freeload

Theme: Whether someone is good or bad isn't determined by which side they're on