Mind Reading: The Real Heiress Only Wants to Live for Herself [Book Transmigration]

Gu Ruosu experienced a rigged heavenly tribulation in a xianxia world and failed to ascend to become an immortal lord, then returned to her own world. It turned out she was the cannon fodder true heiress in a face-slapping lunatic novel called The Fake Heiress Is the Real Family Darling.

Her family was cold and disdainful toward her, doting only on the "pure and kind" fake heiress. Together, they kept humiliating her.

Seeing that the Gu family was nearing the end of its luck and would go bankrupt sooner or later, Gu Ruosu decisively chose to "stop trying to help people and respect their fate." From then on, she hunted ghosts and told fortunes, earning merit and a little cash. Her one goal was to sever her family ties with that pack of lunatics in the Gu family.

A certain famous director: "Aah! Help! A terrifying, perverted male ghost is clinging to me!"

Gu Ruosu: "Could it be... that he's not the pervert, but you've been fondling his skull all along (the Three Realms token)?"

A certain rich heiress: "My mom and dad are the perfect couple. They're true love."

Gu Ruosu: "Your family's nanny has a romantic star rising, and her match is your dad. Want to resolve your dad's romantic calamity? Transfer me a million first, so I can see how sincere you are."

After a million-dollar fortune-telling session, her hapless older brother asked: "I can still meet the only woman and the only daughter destined for me?! Then how do I find them?"

Gu Ruosu: "That costs extra."

A certain young billionaire: "I don't want to die young. Can you do anything about it?"

Gu Ruosu: "Stop showing off so much, or you'll get struck by lightning. Your fate is rich in metal but lacking in earth, so get a little more grounded and raise pigs for two years."

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At last, she discovered that people who had a deep karmic connection with her, or were especially kind to her, could hear her thoughts. Ruosu lamented: [These people are listening to the gossip while using me to avoid misfortune and seek good fortune. I'm losing out on hundreds of millions a year!]

A certain man brought her ham made from "Huadiao Fuling pork" raised at his own pig farm. "It's one of our group's best-selling premium products. I brought you some to try, as payment for the gossip."

Gu Ruosu: "You think you can fob me off with pork ham?"

A certain man leaned forward, bracing himself on her desk, his handsome eyes gleaming. "Then how about I pay you back with my own flesh?"

Theme: Love yourself and you'll win