[Crossover] A Few Things About My Pursuit of Kunikida

Blurb 1 I, Asakawa Ryoko, an ordinary former JK, bought an ordinary piece of merch matching my ordinary dream guy. Until one day, I discovered it wasn't ordinary at all. It could ignore the dimensional barrier and communicate with my dream guy... Ordinary Planner: Surprised? Didn't see that coming? Utterly Unremarkable Ryoko-chan: ...From today on, you're my biological sister from another mother!!! Then, after going through this and that, I discovered that I'm not an ordinary person either. Sasuga, me! (As expected of me!) Blurb 2 Kunikida, who had always believed that his ideal woman would appear four years from now, has finally come around. Kunikida, who diligently followed the schedule he'd written in his planner every day, discovered that his planner had betrayed him :) Of course, maybe it's not all bad? Planner: I traveled a thousand miles to deliver you a wife. Touched? Kunikida: “...” You were called fat, and now you're out of breath? There aren't many fics about Kunikida, so I'm making my own qwq New writer. OOC warning. If it's not your thing, click the X. The “…” marks the dividing line between different timelines. Content in [ ] is inner monologue, content in ‘ ’ is written in the planner, and content in “ ” is spoken aloud. My next fic: “A-Yao, Cry for Me~” If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~ Blurb: This is the story of Yao, whose head was injured in a fall and who has lost some of her memories, traveling between worlds to find her missing jungle carry, Xuance. It's a group-pampering story~ Blurb 1 (omniscient POV): Bungo Stray Dogs: [Memories jumbled] Yao: “Have you seen my jungle carry? He... he's a white tiger! The kind that can turn into a person!” Dazai Osamu: “...Are you looking for Atsushi?” Hunter x Hunter: [Memories returning] Yao: “Have you seen my little maniac? He has longish red hair, usually slicked back and spiked diagonally upward. Sometimes he dresses up as a clown, too! Oh, right! He really loves killing!” Chrollo: “? Are you looking for Hisoka?” The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.: [Memories missing] Yao: “You...” Saiki: “No. Don't know you. Go away.” Blurb 2 (Yao's POV): Hi, everyone. My name is Yao. That's right, it's just one character, but players prefer to call me Yaomei or Yaoyao. For one reason or another, I had to leave the King's Canyon and travel to different worlds to save people. My targets are: [Oda To no Suke, shot to death], [the orphanage director, killed by a car], [the Kurta Clan, wiped out], [the Spider's brains, killed by a psycho]... All I have to do is kick death flags out of the way, right? I'm an expert at that! Though all kinds of troublesome people keep getting in the way while I'm working. But that's no big deal. I'm the woman known as the greatest Yao of all! This little case isn't even on my radar! So, drawing on my years of experience supporting carries, I punched the black-mud creep, stomped the scumbag boss, and reformed (??) the big pervert, successfully saving all my targets. And during the job, I found my long-lost biological brother from another mother, too. As expected of me! Me: “Onii-chan! It's been so long!!” Chuuya Nakahara: “?” Atsushi Nakajima: “...Eh? Eh?!!!” Hisoka: “Mm-hmm~ Such a cute little apple~~” Though Brother Chuuya kicked me into a wall, the big tiger carried me off, and the pervert nearly sent me back to the fountain... I won't give up! So what if I mistook them for someone else? No big deal! I'll keep at it! I'll find him eventually! Little Skit: A long, long time later... Bai Li Xuance, finally reunited with his useless little girl: “?” “...So, exactly how many good big brothers have you claimed?” Yao: “Ehehe~” I only earned the achievement [Everyone Under Heaven Is My Brother]~ Content Warnings: 1. Yao and Yun Zhongjun are not a couple. 2. This is my take on Yao, with lots of original headcanons. 3. Four worlds planned for now: Bungo Stray Dogs, Hunter x Hunter, Touken Ranbu, and The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. 4. Pairings undecided, depending on how the story goes. It might also have no pairing. (Since a pairing is fairly likely, I selected romance for the genre.) 5. A goofy, indulgent, feel-good story. OOC warning, and the logic may be a bit shaky. There won't be many elaborate schemes or battles of wits, because the author isn't smart enough. If you're okay with all that, enjoy! That's all. If you find anything uncomfortable, please escape quickly through the top-right corner. “She brought her jungle carry, stepped over your corpse, and left you with these words: ‘A-Yao, Cry for Me~’” Theme: Falling in love