My Bathroom Scale Has Gained Sentience

Also known as 180-Pound Girl's Weight-Loss Diary

I used to squeeze in some thinking on countless nights when I couldn't sleep.

What would my life have been like if I hadn't accepted the campus heartthrob's scale back then?

Losing weight is so hard! Here's a silly story to spice things up!

Content warnings: First-person narration / liberties taken with the setting / character names picked on a whim / everyone is a goofball / no outline, logic, or plot; I write whatever comes to mind / inconsistent style / updates whenever

Theme: Two cuties fall in love