My Undercover Mission Failed, and I Got the Other Guy Pregnant

Blurb (original titles: "The Assassination Failed, and I Got Pregnant with His Child" and "I'm Out of This Business"):

The Anti-Theft Sect, a school that had long since died out, finally welcomed its fourth-generation successor: Duan Xiaoqi.

Kneeling before the ancestral tablet he'd painstakingly dug out of a cabinet, Duan Xiaoqi swore: He, Duan Xiaoqi, would defend the Anti-Theft Sect to the death and devote himself to restoring its former glory.

The first priority in reviving the sect: money.

According to the third-generation successor, the Anti-Theft Sect had deposited a huge fortune in a bank for emergencies. But to withdraw it, they needed a master key that could open anything.

What does this master key look like?

No idea.

What is it made of?

No idea.

Where is it?

The Lin family, the richest family in Yuncheng.

At least the third-generation successor didn't answer "I don't know" to every question.

There's a saying in the martial world: once you enter a wealthy household, its depths are like the sea. And the Lin family, named the richest in the land by imperial decree, must be an ocean without end.

To get the master key and the money, and restore the Anti-Theft Sect in one fell swoop, Duan Xiaoqi decided to infiltrate the Lin estate as a servant, learn its secrets, and find the key.

The Lin estate was so big that he was always getting lost.

There were so many people that he still couldn't tell them all apart.

The young ladies of the Lin family were so beautiful that...

Wait, she's an assassin!

An assassin? Perfect! The Anti-Theft Sect made its fortune as a school of assassins. Taking her home as his wife would be just the thing.

But will someone please tell him why his wife's equipment down there is bigger than his? T_T

A beautiful, jealous top who isn't delicate and a big, careless bottom who's all brawn and no brains.

Reading guide:

1. The top is shorter than the bottom. Work hard and enjoy the ride.

2. Be civilized, harmonious, and friendly.

3. Lots of liberties taken, nothing is historically verifiable. Thank you, thank you.

4. Your support is my greatest motivation to keep writing. Please take good care of me, mua~

Screenshot posted to Weibo in the early hours of March 28, 2023.

Theme: How the wrong way to go undercover can lead to irreversible consequences