Pass Through the Restricted Text, but the Farming System

Novel blurb: Not a strong female lead / a delicate flower on the surface, secretly here for the laughs / a touch of Lovecraftian nonhuman horror After Lin Tangxue died, she transmigrated into an erotic novel. The world in the book was bloody and violent, and worshiped profits above all else. Anyone who was no longer useful didn’t even deserve to live. So Lin Tangxue, a useless Guide with only E-rank mental strength and almost no pheromones, was dumped on a deserted planet to fend for herself. Five S-rank Sentinels whose mental states had collapsed were already imprisoned there. Fine, a deserted planet it was. Lin Tangxue decided to put her people’s farming skills to use and happily grow crops to keep herself alive. But the System issued a stern warning: You, go kill those five Sentinels! Lin Tangxue: Huh? Me? In the original story, all five Sentinels were male leads. The heroine would eventually save them, and they would all live happily ever after in a life of nonstop sex. As for Lin Tangxue... she was the vicious expendable character who tried and failed to seduce several male leads, abused them, and was ultimately torn apart by the maddened men working together. The System: They’ll slow down your farming! For the sake of her life and her farm on the deserted planet, Lin Tangxue went to do it. Some time later “I’ve ambushed them 665 times in total.” “Now their rooms are full of things and clothes I’ve used.” “They say I must not have been getting enough **, which is why I’m so insecure. Now they’re all waiting in my room.” Lin Tangxue sighed. “Five of them? I really can’t handle this.” The System immediately flew into a rage. “Lock them in solitary confinement! Slap them hard! Whip them! Then make each of them plow ten acres overnight!” Lin Tangxue: Will that make them normal again? The System said confidently: “Guaranteed! There’s no problem that ten acres of plowing can’t solve!” Lin Tangxue did everything it said. Some time later Lin Tangxue: What do you mean you bound me to the wrong world?! The System said guiltily: It means this isn’t an erotic novel’s world at all. So there’s no original plot, and no heroine will ever appear. Lin Tangxue: “...” Just then, someone knocked on her door. A man’s deep voice came from outside: [Baby, it’s my turn in solitary confinement again today. Will you come in with me? I’m a little scared.] 2. [He had finally defeated all his rivals and could have her all to himself.] [Did she think those useless men had left because they couldn’t accept her caresses?] [Oh! Right! Of course that’s what happened! Those useless men were vile and incompetent. They hadn’t even evolved their ** to the highest level, so they could never make her happy!] [Only he deserved to enjoy every caress she gave, and all of her love!] The Fragrance of Her Arrives Before the Slap I’m Not a Pervert, I Just Want to Be Her Dog Reader’s Guide: 1. Not a traditional everyone-loves-the-heroine story. One mutual pairing, 1v1, both leads are each other’s first, happy ending. 2. My take on the Sentinel-Guide setting, with plenty of original worldbuilding. Sentinels and Guides can both undergo a second evolution, including physical evolution and the materialization of their mental forms. The heroine is sweet on the surface but dark underneath. This isn’t a strong female lead or a story about an empowered heroine. The only thing she has is a hot-tempered farming System, the sort that issues missions like, “Give xxx one of the giant man-eating flowers you’ve grown.” 3. The author is all talk and may have overlooked a few details. [Here’s a brain storage spot: +1 to the author’s brain] 4. Readers who are particular about morals or expect good conduct from the protagonists should read with caution. 5. The story may be revised as it is being posted, so the main text may differ considerably from pirated versions on other sites. 6. This is a self-indulgent work. I don’t accept writing advice. If anything in this story makes you uncomfortable, please leave immediately by clicking the top-right corner, so the rest won’t affect your mental or physical well-being. Theme: Keep striving and do whatever it takes to survive