[Check out my new novel: My Wife Wants a Divorce Again. A silly, sweet entertainment-industry story. Come enjoy it! Blurb below.]
Yan Miao's rule for life: If you can't fight back, stay calm for now.
At first, he was a no-name actor in the entertainment industry. He was handsome, talented, and easygoing. He spent two years diligently playing disposable extras on film sets, only to earn not a single cent and get crushed to death by the unsafe apartment he was renting...
Then he was bound to a Cannon Fodder System and diligently played cannon fodder after transmigrating into a book, getting cursed at, beaten, and abused. At last, he cleared the mission, only to be told that the System had malfunctioned and he was back where he started...
Yan Miao: ?
System: Stay calm, stay calm.
Yan Miao curled his lips. "Do you think I'm a pushover because I don't fight back? Or have you never heard that a lamb in silence can turn into a fox?"
Yan Miao turned the tables in spectacular fashion, blowing up the System's world and taking down the entire transmigration world. But... what was with this new System? He'd actually been flirted with by a System...
002: See how handsome and dashing I am?
Yan Miao: ? You're a System...
002: Hear this incredibly magnetic voice?
Yan Miao: ...?
002: I mean, holy crap, wife, you're gorgeous! Let me flirt with you. Can I have a kiss?
Yan Miao: …
A shameless, narcissistic, slick-talking old rogue of an aggressor, always ready to transform VS a cool beauty who only stays calm because he can't fight back yet, and shows no mercy as soon as he can strike back
◆ The aggressor is a System, and the aggressor is the same person in every world.
◆ Contains lots of melodrama.
My Wife Wants a Divorce Again [Entertainment Industry]
Also known as How Do I Deal With the Whole World Loving My Wife, Take Down All the Rivals and My Wife Is Mine, and Su Shiwen's Thousand-Layered Schemes.
Su Shiwen is a notorious playboy among the second-generation heirs of wealthy families, a coding-race genius who swept Harvard after three days and nights of competition. He loves drifting from one pleasure spot to another, coming and going like the wind without leaving a trace. He is carefree and has no intention of marrying.
On the night he returns to China, countless friends show up to welcome him, only to learn that he married a little-known actor on a whim overnight!
Yan Shensong is Su Shiwen's legally married husband. He is also the hottest male actor in the entertainment industry today, renowned for his "irresistible beauty" and the saying, "When he doesn't speak, he looks like a celestial being."
But this celestial being is always capable of making astonishingly harsh remarks, setting off one controversy after another. Then he uses his divine acting skills in a new role to crush every critic, leaving countless thirsty fans smitten. He is the sort of person who leaves the jealous speechless.
That day, Yan Shensong got drunk, and the alcohol went to his head. Sick of all the harassment, he casually grabbed someone and said he wanted to get married. He was only saying it on a whim, but the man took him seriously and immediately dragged him off to register their marriage.
Yan Shensong was still drunk when they got back.
The next day, he saw this strange man and immediately decided to get a divorce. But why was this guy refusing, and even shamelessly insisting that Yan Shensong take responsibility?
Su Shiwen: Wife, mwah! (*/ω\*)
Yan Shensong: ...Get lost!
Playboy VS sharp-tongued beauty
Su Shiwen, aggressor x Yan Shensong, recipient
Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting. Marriage first, love later.
When a secret crush doesn't work out, try scheming instead.
Theme: If everyone gives a little love, the world will become a better place.
002 You big pig's hooves, our kid is still young, I will never agree to it.
This baby sounds so familiar, 002, you old man, you want to come into our house, even my mother-in-law hasn't agreed yet.
!!!!! Fuck a cockroach as big as your fist!!!! It can also fly! Who can withstand this! Neither can southerners.
Unexpected and reasonable
I seem to have seen this meme about selling emotions somewhere. Ah, it seems so familiar, but I just can't remember it.
This series could have been written as a long novel, what a pity
You two are really becoming an old couple. Are you just skipping the step of falling in love (?)
... After holding it in for a long time, I want to say... Dad, why are you... So short... <(._.)>
002, I will leave my Zaizai to you.
Nowadays, there are still a lot of people clamoring that there is nothing wrong with poor people having more children. Poor people should have more children, otherwise who will make money... I just haha, can blood-sucking be abandoned and raised? It is good to abandon the raising and cut it off to see if the child can be successful. After that, the child can enjoy it himself. Blood-sucking imprisons people's thoughts and destroys people's outlook on life and bites people for life. It's awesome.