The Reborn Dazai Can't Win Back His Wife

After Jingxiang's supernatural ability, "One Dream, One Journey," goes out of control, she becomes bound to a stranger and transmigrates with him. The stranger calls himself Dazai Osamu. His whole body is wrapped in bandages, and though his face is pale, he is strangely handsome. From then on, Jingxiang has a traveling companion on her journeys through other worlds. Her companion may be delicate, weak, and unable to handle much, but that's fine. She's got high attack power, loads of health, and plenty of control skills. With one combo, her enemies hit the ground. Jingxiang pats her companion's head like a dog's: Don't worry, I've got you. Dazai gazes up at her with puppy-dog eyes and nuzzles her hand: You're so nice. - In his previous life, Dazai and his wife loved and fought each other in equal measure. Today he'd get the better of her by an inch, tomorrow she'd get him back tenfold. He nearly spent his whole life single. Reborn, he decides to give himself a new persona. The sunny, outgoing model seatmate, the gentle and considerate senior with clam-shell hair, the cunning and dependable dark-skinned undercover agent... Move aside, all of you. Dazai, weak, pitiful, helpless, delicate, fragile, easy to push over, calm, composed, and highly intelligent, is here! After countless twists and turns, the new Prince of Personas finally gets what he wished for. But the day his act falls apart is bound to come. One day, Jingxiang sees Dazai dressed in black, standing among the Mafia, with everyone gathered around him and his expression grim. In an instant, his weak, pitiful, helpless, delicate, fragile, easy-to-push-over persona collapses, leaving only the calm, composed, highly intelligent persona teetering on a cliff. So much for being delicate and unable to handle much. It was all fake! Jingxiang (coldly): Hah. What a bastard. Dazai (panicked): I didn't! I haven't! Xiao Xiang, let me explain! ◇ Tooth-achingly sweet. If it's not sweet, come hit me. ◇ The author has mountains of headcanons, and the timeline is going to die a terrible death. Theme: Sweetness is justice