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Anqing, who had been working as a cow or horse all his life as a social animal, was reborn.
His life is a collection of all the bloody factors——
His parents burped in a car accident and was adopted by a wonderful relative
Working part-time, struggling to go to school and being bullied on campus
After staying up late and working overtime, my boss died suddenly and got a promotion and a salary increase.
... And so on.
Finally found a little 0, and gave him a piece of green grassland.
The whole life is a cup with capital letters.
After being reborn and returning to his teenage years, An Qing had a profound ideological awareness:
It is better to go crazy and kill others than to consume yourself mentally.
So——
The best relative refused to give him meat, so An Qing jumped on the dining table and performed a self-taught tap dance solo, spinning and jumping non-stop in the splashing meat juice~
An Qing: If I don't eat it, no one will want to eat it (＾▽＾)
A classmate falsely accused him of stealing. An Qing jumped on the podium, took out a kitchen knife and took hostages on the spot. He then went to the rooftop to seek death and survival for 24 hours, shocking the whole school~
An Qing: It is better to steal than to steal, and to steal is worse than robbing (＾▽＾)
The boss PUA in the workplace punched the chairman and kicked the general manager at the annual meeting of Anqing Company, which was reported by major media~
Anqing: Capture the thief first, capture the king (＾▽＾)
Anqing's life purpose:
If I don't die, you will be my younger brother after all.
Demining:
1. Main attack, but the opponent comes on very late
2. The protagonist is really crazy, don't make assumptions based on common sense.
3. The author is also crazy, so don't let any piracy dogs in
4. The copy was written on June 16, 2023 and has been screenshotted
Purpose: to resist all unfairness
