[Crossover] Miss Akutagawa's Promotion

Miss Akutagawa has worked diligently every day since childhood, doing her job with dedication: killing, arson, fraud, and swindling. Her life's goal is to become one of the Port Mafia's five executives. The Port Mafia really isn't a good company. It hires child labor, exploits its employees, withholds wages, has only three of its five executives left, and its leader is a freaking lolicon. Executive Number One is obsessed with raising his daughter every day. All he thinks about is how to kill the boss for revenge, then elope with his daughter to the ends of the earth. Executive Number Two is a miser. He bought his executive position through connections, spends all day trading goods and trafficking people, and eventually gets conned to death. Executive Number Three is probably the only person in the whole company who takes his job seriously. But look at how tall he is: just 1.6 meters. He was probably exploited so much as a kid that he stopped growing. Twenty-year-old Miss Akutagawa, who is 1.52 meters tall, looks at Executive Number Three and decides to drink another glass of milk today. And then there's Executive Number Four, who switched jobs without a word a few years ago: Mr. Dazai, since you left, don't blame me for taking your place! With a dream like this in her heart, Miss Akutagawa works very hard every day. When her former boss tries to poach her: "Mr. Dazai, all I want now is to drag you back so you can praise me, then hang you from a ceiling fan and hand you over to Mr. Chuuya." When teaching a newcomer: "A course in seduction? I'm good at that. Miss Koyo says I'm the best at it." When the hellish final payment comes due: "The deposit is a thrill, but the balance is a nightmare. Mr. Dazai! Qing, give me back my bank card!" Reader advisory: 1. My take on a gender-swapped Akutagawa: expressionless, flat-chested, and a sarcastic grouch, with a cheat ability. 2. Just tossing in a joke. The blurb may change. Theme: Work hard and strive for a promotion.