I Understood Everything After Turning Into a Cat [Crossover]

Something unusual happened to Wu Wan on an ordinary day:

-- A cat fell from the sky!

Wu Wan: Holy crap.

Then she picked up the cat and took it home as if nothing had happened.

**

Dazai Osamu had been hanging from a tree beside a beautiful river when, for some reason, he suddenly felt himself being pulled away. He hadn't been worried at first, but his composure began to crack when he discovered he'd turned into a cat.

Then a woman caught him.

And took him home.

Cat Dazai: Oh well, this young lady's embrace is so warm. (Day one at home)

Cat Dazai: What the hell. (Day two, when he realizes there's something wrong with the TV show the woman is watching)

While Cat Dazai was still reeling from the surprise, another cat suddenly fell from the sky.

First one, then a second, and maybe even a third.

Cats kept falling, and Wu Wan kept catching them.

Wu Wan: I could open a cat cafe. (deadpan)

Cat Dazai: But I was here first! (bites handkerchief)

****A few things to know****

1. The heroine is Wu Wan. She's a martial arts expert, an unscientific presence in the scientific 21st century (not really), and an extremely laid-back homebody.

2. Wu Wan is rich.

3. Wu Wan doesn't actually like cats that much. (People who turned into cats: ???)

4. The author doesn't have a cat. (.

Theme: Fluffy things are the best