After an accident, Jian Yue became a streamer in an infinite survival game full of danger. While the top streamers awakened all kinds of supernatural abilities, his survival skill turned out to be gossip.
The viewers laughed: "What kind of useless ability is that? Just wait to die, streamer!"
They say the vengeful spirit Sadako kills without spilling a drop of blood. When a female ghost, driven by the tragic death of her lover, is about to unleash her fury on everyone, all the players seem doomed to be wiped out.
The gossip skill activates in Jian Yue's mind: [S-rank vengeful spirit. Her lover isn't actually dead. He ran off with someone else behind her back!]
Jian Yue: "?"
The female ghost, who was about to kill them: ?
The viewers who just got the scoop in the livestream: !?
Another survival instance begins. The players enter a dangerous old castle. Jian Yue is threatened by the duke and duchess, and he's on the verge of dying when...
Gossip skill:
[S-rank monster, the duke is having an affair with the maid behind his wife's back!]
The duke and duchess lock eyes. The air crackles with tension.
A viewer in the livestream: "I can watch this love-triangle showdown without paying?"
Gossip skill:
[Breaking news! The maid is actually a man who dresses as a woman!]
Jian Yue: "..."
What kind of weird roleplay are you ghosts into?
The viewers in the livestream: "Hahahaha! I'm dying of suspense. We've got sunflower seeds, fruit, and peanuts ready. So who does the maid actually like?"
A massive, dangerous survival game unfolds. An ordinary human streamer becomes an overnight sensation. While everyone else fights monsters, Jian Yue snacks on gossip. While everyone else battles for their lives, Jian Yue gets caught up in ghostly family drama, and the viewers happily feast on the latest gossip.
Thanks to his gossip skill, Jian Yue makes it out of dangerous instances unscathed time and again. Then, during one life-or-death moment, the skill activates:
Gossip skill:
[Have you heard? The dangerous-level Boss, the Ghost King, is dating an ordinary human player!]
Jian Yue: ?
The approaching evil spirits stop in surprise. They don't even bother attacking, turning instead to whisper among themselves:
[The King is dating someone...? Is it this human?]
[That's right! I heard they've shared a bed countless times!]
Jian Yue, who had been looking forward to the gossip, stares in shock.
Once the evil spirits have dispersed, Jian Yue can't help laughing at the man beside him. "I just heard them say you're dating someone. That's not true, right? Want to set the record straight?"
The man's dark eyes glimmer faintly red. Jian Yue expects him to deny it, but instead, the man looks at him and says:
"It could be true."
Jian Yue: "..."
His smile slowly disappears.jpg
Reader's guide:
1. A silly comedy. Some of the instances are full of old-school Mary Sue melodrama~
2. Updated daily without fail.
3. The leads aren't equally powerful. The protagonist is often busy enjoying the gossip.
4. Please, please leave a bookmark if you stop by~ QVQ
5. I'm Zh Tang on Weibo and Jinjiang. Come say hi~!
Here's a possible upcoming story. If you're interested, feel free to add it to your collection in my author page~
Title: I Use Unhinged Rants to Set the Dating Show Straight
Synopsis:
For the first half of his life, Jian Shisui was treated by a wealthy family as a substitute for their real young master. His fiance, whom he thought was his one true love, cheated on him, and his best friend secretly thought he was hopelessly tacky.
He thought things couldn't get any worse.
After a medical checkup, he was told he might have cancer and less than six months to live.
Jian Shisui: "...Well, what the hell do I have to be afraid of now?!"
A dating show goes on air.
Jian Shisui, who has been criticized across the internet, is usually a pushover whom anyone can step on. But after the dating show begins, a series of his moves leaves the audience stunned:
His fiance professes his devotion to the real young master, saying he only pretended to be with Jian Shisui all these years and had always been thinking of him.
Jian Shisui sneers. "Stop pretending. If you hadn't clung to me back then, I wouldn't have given you the time of day. Want to watch the video?"
The viewers: ?
The real young master: ?
The fiance: ?!
A former bandmate makes snide remarks on camera, calling Jian Shisui weird and wicked, and saying he's not a competent entertainer.
Jian Shisui fires back sarcastically. "You're certainly competent. You hire ghostwriters to write your songs so you can get famous. Keep living like that. Who could possibly outlive you?"
The bandmate: "..."
The viewers: "...?!"
The dating show brings together the industry's top-tier singers, a hugely popular movie star and actor, a rising young idol, and a rising business tycoon. Yet the viewers are most eager to find out:
"Who is our guy going to tear into today?"
"Hahahaha, I'm so excited every day I can't sleep."
"My boy Shisui is fixing the entertainment industry by going feral!"
"Isn't he afraid of getting revenge?"
After nearly half a year of filming the entire show, Jian Shisui often feels unwell and listless. He can't eat, and his body is beginning to swell. Thinking his condition has worsened, he prepares to go to the hospital for the final verdict.
The doctor says, "Did you get something mixed up? These symptoms clearly mean you're pregnant!"
Jian Shisui: "..."
He frantically thinks back. Four or five months ago, after everyone had turned against him, he got drunk. He must have ended up in bed with someone, and that someone seems to have been the award-winning actor who's also the industry's most popular star!
He remembers thinking he was about to die and boldly saying afterward, "We're all adults. It was just a bit of fun."
Now, with people in the industry sharpening their knives against him, Jian Shisui smiles and knocks on the award-winning actor's door. He beckons him over. "Hey, Lu, want a wife?"
The award-winning actor: "...?!"
Here's another possible next story. If you're interested, feel free to add it to your collection in my author page!
The Story Between Me and the Entire Court
Synopsis:
Jian Shu accidentally discovers that a virtual-pet app has appeared on his phone. The System warns him to be careful about raising the children's personalities. But the instant Jian Shu sees all the adorable little ones, they steal his heart!
The little one's in a bad mood?
Buy everything in the game shop. Treat them to all the tasty food and fun toys!
The little one's been wronged?
Grind away at quests to unlock items that'll cheer them up!
Jian Shu is so devoted to raising the little ones that he'd rather go without himself than let his electronic fur babies want for anything. Then one day, after an unexpected car accident, he transmigrates to an unfamiliar dynasty and becomes the youngest son of the Minister of Revenue, a good-for-nothing young master whom everyone in the capital despises.
Just as he's getting ready to lie flat in the face of everyone's schemes, he makes an unexpected discovery:
The crybaby from the app is now the richest man in the capital.
The one who loves chocolate desserts is the mighty General Zhengyuan, renowned throughout the land.
And the little one who always blushes when you poke him seems to be the current Chief Grand Secretary?!
Looking at these powerful, decisive men who rule the court and are not to be trifled with, Jian Shu remembers all the ways he raised them over the years: teasing one with little skirts, and another with durian mille-crepe cake. If these men discover his secret identity, even nine lives won't be enough to pay for it.
Jian Shu thinks that if he keeps playing dead and hiding his secret identity, he'll be safe forever. That is, until the Minister's residence is falsely accused of rebellion and is about to be confiscated, with the family sent into exile.
Terrified out of his wits, Jian Shu clings to a man's leg. "Please, sir, save me for old times' sake!"
The man he's clinging to hooks a finger under his chin and smiles. "Lord Jian, didn't you say a few days ago that you and I were strangers? Perhaps you can tell me more about these old ties of ours."
Jian Shu: "..."
System, is it too late to run away now?
Theme: Keep a kind heart, and believe that the power of light will see you through!
Author, I beg you, I want to see the sweet follow-up of xql's reunion, please, don't hang on me, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..., I wanna see the follow up of the two of them, I want to see the happy reunion [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying]
Hahahaha, it's so cute. It's over. I thought there would be a honeymoon episode.
[Crying loudly][Crying loudly][Crying loudly] Please give me a sequel to the main text, woo woo woo! !
Is there one less person to write about, Liu Yan'er? .
Even now at this chapter, Ji Xingle and Li Lele are still wrong. I am really convinced. The most important thing is the character design. Are the young master and the boss of the moon world in the early stage and the creation spirit jade in the final world the same person? They are domineering at one time and gentle at the other.
Can we look forward to their daily extras! [Pitiful]
Hahahahahahaha, it looks good, I like it, I will write like this in the future
Are there any extras? I really want to see their follow-up. [Orange Candy] Got it
What's the story? What's the story? What's the story?
Finally finished chasing it... It's so beautiful! It's the first time I've read this kind of long copy, and I feel really refreshed.
Author, I beg you, I want to see the sweet follow-up of xql's reunion, please, don't hang on me, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..., I wanna see the follow up of the two of them, I want to see the happy reunion [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying]
Hahahaha, it's so cute. It's over. I thought there would be a honeymoon episode.
[Crying loudly][Crying loudly][Crying loudly] Please give me a sequel to the main text, woo woo woo! !
Is there one less person to write about, Liu Yan'er? .
Even now at this chapter, Ji Xingle and Li Lele are still wrong. I am really convinced. The most important thing is the character design. Are the young master and the boss of the moon world in the early stage and the creation spirit jade in the final world the same person? They are domineering at one time and gentle at the other.
Can we look forward to their daily extras! [Pitiful]
Hahahahahahaha, it looks good, I like it, I will write like this in the future
Are there any extras? I really want to see their follow-up. [Orange Candy] Got it
What's the story? What's the story? What's the story?
Finally finished chasing it... It's so beautiful! It's the first time I've read this kind of long copy, and I feel really refreshed.