[Crossover] Are You Disappointed in Me From That Parallel World Again Today?

#On Why Yokohama Has So Many Ruthless People#

Thanks for the invite. I just got off the boat, witnessed a shootout between two factions, and am about to take a bullet.

Tsushima Shuji: ...Waaah.

Port Mafia boss: Ah, is Dazai-san finally going to make a move against the pitiful Port Mafia?

#On Why Yokohama's Hound Has Been So Happy Lately# Thanks for the invite. I just arrived at the Port Mafia, saw my idol in person, and am about to ask for an autograph.

Tsushima Shuji: Mr. Akutagawa!!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: ...I-is this heaven?

#On Why Mr. Dazai's Little Brother Has Such a Bizarre Vibe# Thanks for the invite. I just looked up, saw Chuya drinking, and am about to burst into tears.

Tsushima Shuji: ...Peach blossoms, tea brown, sob sob, woof woof!!

Chuya: What are you doing...?

Dazai Osamu: (°ー°〃) I'd like to return him, please.

Updates irregularly. No fixed pairing at the moment, but it's probably going to be Dazai x Dazai. If there's a pairing you'd like, feel free to bet on it. Tsushima Shuji will probably write fiction in Bungo Stray Dogs.

Emmm, the author is insecure, so feel free to offer suggestions, but please mind your tone.

Thanks to every cutie who's read my story!!!!

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