[Western Crossover] Put That Batman Down!!!

They say the Joker has taken in a kid. This has left all the people of Gotham, who live in constant misery, completely dumbfounded.

Citizen A: Well, that's a relief. The Joker will be busy raising a kid and won't mess with us anymore.

Citizen B: Come to think of it, Batman hasn't shown up in ages either.

Citizen C: Right, right! We're finally free. That kid has saved us!

A certain vigilante from Bludhaven: ...I'm guessing the kid you're talking about is my dad.

A few days later, Gotham's clever and brave citizens realized something was off. What the hell, why has the Joker gotten even more twisted? He's gone completely overboard!!!!

Joker: Babe, did you see that? This is Gotham... What? You don't like it? All right, sigh, then I'll take you out to eat... Boston lobster???? Babe, I'm running out of money... Wait, I'll go rob a... I mean, I'll go withdraw some money from the bank.

A certain Red Hood: Joker!!!!! Aaaaah!!!!!! Put Bruce down!!!!!!!! Robin, where's Robin???!!! Bite him!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce: Who are you, big brother?

A certain Red Hood: sprays a fountain of blood from his nose.jpg

Maybe a BE ending... I'll try not to make anyone OOC.

If anyone wants an HE, that can be arranged too, la la la.

Theme: Joker and Batman versus reality