My Rebirth Might Be a Problem

[The story is complete. About a thousand words have been added after Chapter 62, so you might want to reread it!]

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As the last nine-tailed cat in the world, Shuang Ruo is beautiful and alluring, beloved by all. Yet in his heart is a sweet secret he cannot speak of: the Heavenly Realm's God of War, Sword Lord Ming Feng.

The Heavenly Emperor dotes on him and grants him a marriage decree.

But Ming Feng despises this betrothal. Everyone knows his heart already belongs to the pure and elegant fire phoenix.

From then on, Shuang Ruo sits alone by a cold lamp in a lonely room, pouring out his devotion in vain.

For Ming Feng, he fought fiercely to protect him, losing eight of his nine tails. For Ming Feng, he kept a meditation lamp burning day and night, spending a hundred years in prayer and self-denial. For Ming Feng, he quenched a sharp sword in his own blood; for Ming Feng, he became bait and lured the demon army into a trap...

Ming Feng never thanked him or showed him any tenderness.

One thing after another, until at last Shuang Ruo exhausted his true essence and died a tragic death.

Fortune smiles on Shuang Ruo: he opens his eyes and is back on the day the Heavenly Emperor granted the marriage decree.

This time, all Shuang Ruo wants is to live well, so he politely refuses without a second thought.

In the great hall, Ming Feng loses control and slams the table as he rises.

Ming Feng's friend: "Little cat, I had no idea Ming Feng could be so heartless, so willing to treat you this coldly. If it were me, I'd never let you suffer the slightest grievance."

The Demon Realm's lord: "Little Shuang Ruo, why not come to my realm? I'll lay red feathers from the old Heavenly Emperor's doorstep all the way to my palace. If you come, I'll guarantee three thousand years of peace for the world."

The pure and elegant Phoenix Lord: "Shuang Ruo, since your heart no longer belongs to Ming Feng, why not come with me? I'll make sure you live without a care."

God of War Ming Feng blocks Shuang Ruo's way, unable to bear letting him go. His eyes are full of sorrow. "Are you truly unwilling to bind yourself to me in marriage? Do you truly... no longer love me?"

Shuang Ruo: "..."

Something may have gone wrong with my being reborn this time.

Upright, icy God of War top x beautiful, adorable nine-tailed cat bottom

Reader's guide:

1. A light old-school feel, a little melodramatic, with a groveling-for-forgiveness arc.

2. Neither lead is a scumbag; both are reborn.

3. The bottom has a bit of a harem magnet trait.

4. 1v1, HE, sweetness: *****

- [Upcoming Nitrogen Fixation: The Little Comforter Who Accidentally Became a Villain] ---------------------------

Cheng Weiwang transmigrates into a book as the little spirit beast belonging to the child of destiny. His job is to help the protagonist dominate the realm and conquer the cultivation world.

Unfortunately, the System is an intern, and they arrive a hundred years too early.

The protagonist hasn't been born yet, and the little spirit pet is frozen in a snowy wasteland. Cheng Weiwang can only wander through the world of the book as a spirit.

He waits a whole hundred years, long enough to outlast the System.

Before its battery runs out, the System earnestly tells Cheng Weiwang that whoever has the Black Jade Token is the protagonist. Just cling to that person's leg when you see the token, and you can't go wrong.

After identifying his target, Cheng Weiwang finds that he can't merge with his spirit beast body without the System's help. So he can only remain a spirit and carry out the original plan: advance the plot, provoke resentment, build up conflict, and eliminate risks.

But in practice, it turns into: offering comfort, offering comfort, offering comfort, offering comfort.

Watching his target's gaze grow more and more restrained, yet increasingly possessive, Cheng Weiwang finally realizes something...

When the System returns, Cheng Weiwang looks at his unmoving mission progress and finally understands: this guy is the villain!

#I Was Supposed to Be the Protagonist's Golden Finger, but I Became the Villain's Little Comforter#

#I Hate This#

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Meng Xianjue was once a man of grace and distinction, but Zhang Chengcan, born to an ordinary family, stole everything that should have been his, forcing him to take up ghost cultivation and defy the natural order.

He died horribly, branded a "heretic" by Zhang Chengcan and hunted down at the Cliff of Severed Affection.

He is lucky enough to be reborn at the age of seventeen. The first thing he does is reclaim the Black Jade Token that lets the Meng family command all ghosts, then head to the family's forbidden grounds, break the ice, and awaken the sleeping spirit beast...

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After returning from the forbidden grounds, Meng Xianjue notices things have changed. Someone brings him water when he's thirsty and roasts meat for him when he's hungry. He keeps escaping danger by the skin of his teeth, and treasures of heaven and earth keep tumbling right in front of him.

Meng Xianjue's eyes grow dark:

Who is it?

This is a trap.

Who's helping me?

I'll find out who it is...

When he discovers that it's all his own little spirit beast, secretly staying by his side in spirit form, he immediately hides the little beast away and never wants to let go again.

Watching Meng Xianjue spend every day doing nothing but nuzzling his soft belly, Cheng Weiwang is heartsick with frustration. "Wake up! You're the villain! What happened to your ambition to revive the Ghost Sect and command all ghosts?"

Reborn, scheming ghost cultivator top x transmigrated-into-a-book, outspoken spirit beast bottom

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