[This book is expected to go premium on Monday, May 23. Chapters 24–51 will become paid chapters. If you've already read them, please don't buy them again!]
[The upcoming book, The Humble Backup Lover Rescue System [Quick Transmigration], is up in my author collection. Check it out if you're interested!]
Quiet, cool-headed, secretly flirtatious, scheming true War God gong x beautiful, sweet-voiced, cute-pawed fake War God kitty shou
At the end of the 21st century, the world is at peace, and the White Tiger War God, who governs battle, is on the verge of unemployment. If he can't gather enough faith, he'll be reduced to nothing.
Watching as the Pixiu, Azure Dragon, and Phoenix, who govern wealth, good fortune, and matchmaking respectively, thrive, the little White Tiger turns green with envy. With no other choice, he takes up a side job.
Ward off evil and disaster! Punish evil and promote good! Bring couples together! Make every wish come true!
Come on, make a wish!
The little White Tiger immediately takes a liking to a filthy homeless man.
He walks over with a catlike stride. "Excuse me, do you have a wish? I can grant anything."
The homeless man says, "I only trust my own kind."
The little White Tiger gets embarrassed and angry. "Make a wish first, and then I can turn into a human!"
The homeless man says, "...No."
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In Star Calendar Year 459, General Nie Qi of the Empire leads the Allied forces in a major battle against the Zerg. The battle is devastating, and Nie Qi disappears after being seriously wounded.
But nobody knows that Nie Qi has landed in an ancient era, so far in the past that it is hard to describe in terms of the Star Calendar.
He becomes a homeless man living on the streets, but he needs to build a communication device that can reach across time and space. At the very least, he must send a message to the Empire and prove that he survived the war.
He also has to find a way back to his own era and continue serving the Empire.
Except now there's an annoying tiger following him around.
But...
General Nie's eyes widen in shock.
This annoying tiger, in human form, is a slender, fair-skinned, round-eyed, lively and innocent young man.
He's General Nie's ideal type, the dream boy he's always longed to meet.
I was wrong about this!
Is it too late for me to confess?
Bonus scene
At first: The kitty rolls over and eagerly shows his belly, begging for pets and for Nie to make a wish. General Nie is unmoved!
Later: General Nie has to make at least three wishes every day.
A wish for a kiss.
A wish to pet his paws.
And a wish for [beep, ].
Later still:
General Nie, his face suspiciously flushed, says, "I want to make a wish."
"...I wish we'd be together forever."
Reading guide
1. The setting has mechs, but not quite mechs... Think low-budget mechs and low-budget interstellar civilization.
2. The little White Tiger is adorable, but he's also a powerful fighter. Think beating people up while crying pitifully.
3. There may be some silly scenes.
4. One-on-one romance, happy ending, sweetness level: ******
Upcoming book: The Little Adorable Birdie in the Scheming War God's Palm. See my author collection!
Luo Yang transmigrates into a book, becoming a newly hatched bird.
The bird has beautiful tail feathers and a dazzling crest. It loves beauty, can control flames, and is the last immortal bird in the world.
When Luo Yang hatches, the first thing he sees is a pair of melancholy, profound eyes.
Damn, isn't this Gu Xingyuan, the scheming War God from the original novel?
Gu Xingyuan is a humanoid weapon with S-rank physical abilities and SSS-rank mental strength. But he loses a battle against the Zerg, and their acidic mucus disfigures him, burning large areas of his skin and costing him a leg.
The once-glorious Imperial general becomes a disabled man who can't care for himself. His family abandons him, his fiancée breaks off their engagement, his old friends turn cold, and his subordinates betray him. The favored child of heaven falls from his pedestal, and everyone takes a turn kicking him while he's down.
Luo Yang feels sorry for him.
Fortunately, it's not too late. Gu Xingyuan is still just a military academy student whom his family doesn't value.
When Gu Xingyuan's family picks on him, Luo Yang shields him and flaps his little wings to chase off the bad guys.
When his fiancée mocks him, Luo Yang watches Gu Xingyuan nervously, then reaches out with his little claws to scratch her face and scare her away.
One day, Gu Xingyuan receives a call from a subordinate. The subordinate is sobbing as he admits he planned to frame Gu Xingyuan, and screams can be heard in the background.
Gu Xingyuan rushes over, only to see
A handsome young man with black hair like feathers and bright eyes like stars, one foot planted on the subordinate's body, a blazing flame resting in his palm. He looks like a brazen little demon. "Gu Xingyuan is under my protection. Let's see you try to touch him!"
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Gu Xingyuan had a terrible life in his previous life. Instinct tells him not to trust anyone, but a little bird is always by his side.
After he's disfigured and disabled, with nothing left, he shows the bird all the rage, malice, and darkness in his heart.
The bird stays by his side anyway, treating his wounds and standing up for him.
The thing he regrets most in this life is watching the little bird die in that sea of flames, unable to do anything.
After being reborn, he looks at the familiar face, his teeth clenched until they draw blood.
This time, he won't make the same mistakes again, and he will never let go.
Theme: Only through labor can people earn respect.
Woo woo woo woo, I want to see the follow-up and extra qaq
It's over! Hohohohohoho
I'm afraid something is going to happen
It's the ambiguous period that I love most and I won't even tell you that I like you until I die.
Who will confess this two-way secret love first?
There are no two updates today, and I'm still stuck in this place. It's so uncomfortable.
I don't understand, although Ye is indeed stupid, but where is the stupidity?
I saved 5 chapters and it feels good to read.