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Qin Yunzhan transformed into a villain sword cultivator with the same name in a cultivation novel. The sword cultivator had an ugly birthmark on his face and was disliked by most people, but only the Mingding Sword Sect was willing to take him in. He worked hard for the master and his son, just to repay his kindness. Unexpectedly, one day, the son of the master jumped out and publicly accused him of murdering people and skinning him for his evil deeds. He then stabbed him to death with a sword and ascended on the spot.
Qin Yunzhan: What kind of stepping stone is this to self-cultivation? ?
Once again, he decided to go against the wealthy cultivators and join the famous Salted Fish Sect to live in seclusion under the flute. Here are the love-minded master, the cold senior brother who has a grudge against the natal sword, the poisonous cultivator Miao Jiang who is addicted to cross-dressing, and the short-lived senior wife who lives in other people's eulogies...
Qin Yunzhan's progress in cultivation was slow, he couldn't get his natal sword, and he would get into trouble somewhere.
Everyone: The Black Hole of Cultivation and the Broken Sect of Salted Fish are locked up, respect and bless you.
But Qin Yunzhan thinks this is good. He throws away the broken swords left by others and travels around the world, cutting melons and vegetables freely. Moreover, his senior brother is beautiful and protects his shortcomings. He doesn't get close to others, but he is willing to stick to him.
Mixing and mixing, he slayed monsters, broke through secret realms, and set foot on the Nine Provinces. He went from being hated by everyone to becoming a fan of everyone.
The protagonist felt threatened after learning about it, and united with the devil to kill him and his friends. Qin Yunzhan tried his best to turn the tide and pushed the original protagonist to the ground and rubbed him. Unfortunately, his beautiful senior brother died trying to save the common people. Qin Yunzhan's liver and intestines were broken. He carried his senior brother's body and sang that it was not an ancient legend to die for love. Then someone patted his shoulder and said, "Stop crying, that's just my vest."
Qin Yunzhan:?
Only then did he suddenly realize that each of his seemingly notorious friends was hiding secrets, and that he himself was the handsome man destined to be the one he was destined to be.
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Shi Yunzhuo entered the cave realm at the age of eighteen, but was unable to enter the Mahayana. Everyone said he had some talent and was destined to be like this.
No one knows that the divination operator once calculated that he would not be able to ascend until he had experienced the calamity of love.
Shi Yunzhuo, who doesn't really want to fall in love: If you don't get promoted, you won't get promoted :)
Until one day, he met a little yin-yang face at the initiation ceremony of the Fuyu Immortal League. The other person pulled his sleeves and said nonsense: "I see you, Immortal Lord, have a unique skeleton and an extraordinary bearing. You are destined to be a beacon on my road to spiritual cultivation!"
Shi Yunzhuo: "Speak in human terms."
Qin Yunzhan: "No one wants you to accept me, okay?"
Shi Yunzhuo: "I look like a rag collector?"
Qin Yunzhan: "I think you look like him!"
Shi Yunzhuo: "?"
The bright, windy and menacing senior brother VS the bright spring and the talkative junior brother
Formerly known as "Zangzhuo"
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2. The first part of the plot needs to be written in a vernacular style, not pure cool writing, a group portrait drama, containing elements such as time travel, dreams within dreams, pseudo-stand-ins, so don't enter if you don't like it.
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Huandan pre-collection of "The Whole Empire Wants Us to Fight"
In the third year after being expelled, Gu Xing was arrested for causing trouble at the construction site. His arrester was none other than his former military academy rival Lu Bumian. Lu Bumian was promoted to Knight Commander, known as Jade-faced Asura, with an iron hand and an iron heart, which made Gu Xing feel ashamed.
Gu Xing: Damn, I really want to ride on his noble face!
Gu Xing was full of misdeeds, and his superiors asked Lu Bumian to monitor him one-on-one 24 hours a day, and both parties were forced to start the conjoined twin mode.
So——
Gu Xing secretly ordered takeout while Lu BuMian was at work, and the fragrance attracted monsters. Lu BuMian angrily carried his desk to resist, saving his life.
Gu Xing broke in while Lu BuMian was taking a shower and invited him to do a hand gesture dance. The content was too exciting and attracted monsters. Lu BuMian wrapped himself in a bath towel and danced on the shower curtain, saving his dog's life.
Gu Xing suddenly stood still when the monster struck him in the face, twisted his body and said, "Help! Don't hit me!! She just turned eighteen~~~~~!" Lu Bumian risked being dragged into the lair by the monster to become a son-in-law, and used his body as bait to lure away more than two hundred monster females, saving his life.
...
Gu Xing almost had "Knife Lu Bu Mian" written on his face.
One month later, Lu Bumian applied to give Gu Xing the permission to use weapons. When asked for the reason, the Lord Knight said indifferently with a handsome face that was disfigured: "Next time, please help him save himself. I will not save him until death."
Corrupt officials across the empire cheered: Let's fight! Fight!
Later, Gu Xing showed up at a high-class banquet and shot a senator in the head. Lu Bumian arrived belatedly amidst calls for "help" and skinned the senator's monster skin in front of countless media, while Gu Xing pulled his tie and kissed him forcefully.
Everyone:? ? ? Do you want to die without saving anything? ? When you see him, do you want to ride on his face? ? What a liar! !
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In the years when Wang didn't see Wang, Gu Xing and Lu Bumian once broke each other's ribs.
He always thought it was contempt and hatred.
Until he was blindfolded by Lu Buyimian and held his legs, listening to the other person's suppressed and obscure words awakening him to his past glory:
"Imperial Spear, don't you want to ride on my face? As you wish."
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One of the headlines on Valentine's Day: A slime monster who made a living by chewing rubber was on the run for three years and was arrested by Colonel Gu Xing and imprisoned indefinitely. The reason for this made him cry bitterly: I was wrong. I was so wrong. In my next life, I will be allowed to ride in a luxury car and sleep in a mansion. I will not eat the condom that Chief Gu bought for Chief Lu. QAQ
Uniform √ Strong √
Intention: A young man does not know the old man