[The author is preparing for the college entrance exam, so updates to this story will be sporadic for now.]
My name is Su Nuan, and I'm a staunch otome warrior.
I'm a woman who loves men, and I'm extremely passionate about otome games. My hobby is arguing with those shameless fujoshi who ship men together and keep their fantasies to themselves. Perhaps I had become too well-known among them, because at an anime convention, an extreme fujoshi stabbed me and left me to die on the spot.
But even so, I never gave up on my great mission of arguing with fujoshi.
[Congratulations! You have bound yourself to the Fujoshi Should Be Sent Spinning into the Sky System. The Host will transmigrate into the heroine of an otome game whom the fujoshi curse and tell to die. You must deal with the fujoshi who transmigrate here, try to kill the heroine, and match every character with someone else.]
Me: My forty-meter-long sword is ready. (Kind smile)
"Reader's Guide"
1. This is the product of an author driven to madness. Don't argue with me; if you do, you're right.
2. First-person narration.
3. The CP is undecided for now.
4. The heroine is a great villainess, a massive jerk, and a total menace.
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A preview of an upcoming story: What Do I Do After Becoming the Villainess in a Danmei Novel? [Book Transmigration]
Blurb:
One day, Jiang Yao suddenly remembered her past life.
She had transmigrated into a book, becoming the villainess in the melodramatic danmei novel she had written in high school.
In the novel, Jiang Yao was the gong's white moonlight, the one he failed to cherish until he lost her and realized how important she was. She turned evil later in the story, constantly sowing misunderstandings between the gong and the shou, and ultimately met a tragic end.
When her life was at stake, good looks meant nothing. Jiang Yao immediately broke up with him, packed up all her belongings, and moved into a small room, intending never to see him again.
Jiang Yao thought she was finally safe. Who could have guessed that her neighbor would be the shou from the novel she had written? And by an incredible coincidence, she walked in on him being forcibly kissed by his scumbag ex-boyfriend.
Jiang Yao: ...
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Shen Cheng had never been interested in women, not since he was a child. But after meeting Jiang Yao, he realized that it wasn't that he wasn't interested in women; he simply hadn't met the right person.
When the gong finally tracked down Jiang Yao's address, drove up in a luxury black sports car, and showed up holding a bouquet of expensive red roses to ask her to get back together, Shen Cheng slipped an arm around the young woman from behind. He narrowed his eyes and smiled, as sly as a cat. "Sorry, sir. This big sister's future is already spoken for by me."
Reader's Guide
1. The original couple is split up, and a gay man turns straight. This is a romance story, so please don't start a ship war.
3. An extremely possessive cat-like younger man x a gentle, cheerful older woman.
4. The story contains a small amount of BL content.
Theme: Respect heterosexual people, starting with me.
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She is obviously a woman, but she still looks down on the women in Danmei. A woman in Danmei is a vicious female supporting character. Doesn't she understand why otome games are called otome games? Nowadays, many Danmei novels have the same plot as the romance routine, but they have changed the gender, and they are very popular. People say same-sex people are true love every day, but I don't see them liking Lily.
It's a pity that it's a trap. I played Etraveller before, but I was disgusted by the Otome rotten in the small theater and quit the game. If you like watching men so much, why don't you play pure love instead of disgusting people in otome games? They couldn't do it secretly, but they still had to have sex with the male protagonists in a small theater. Didn't they consider other players?
I really like the author's complaints. The fujoshi cancer is really disgusting. It's ky with 4 places. I said it was cute, but ended up including all the otome romance areas. The last time I saw a Harry Potter fanfic, it advertised romance, and the author was too yu. E, mixed with personal information, the heroine is basically a background, and it is also said that Harry Potter and Malfoy are official couples, so and so and so and so are official couples, bah, they are matched with you big-headed devil, it is obviously you who is coughing, why do you have to use the guise of official couples? Not enough GGAD for you? You can be cute and beautiful, but don't label it as romance! I felt as if I had been tricked into being force-fed a mouthful of s (=_=)
Dd supports the author and makes a suggestion to change the word "fuck you horse" to "fuck you daddy". After all, Otome Fufu are all mental monsters.
Well, well, I wish all men to fall in love with men. After all, same-sex is true love. The further away from women, the better. There is hope for the revival of the matrilineal clan.
I'm so angry, so angry, it's 2022, and there are still people like this making such derogatory comments. It doesn't make sense to really reason with them. My mental journey is similar to that of the author. The Danmei circle is so big now, why should we squeeze the living space of our little bg party?
If you like to engage in corruption so much, why don't you bring your dad and your boyfriend together? What a wonderful year. Oh, I almost forgot, I don't have a father, and I don't deserve a boyfriend.
The games I play, push bl to be popular and bg to be cool, but bl is always sarcastic that our bg is too muddy to hold up the wall, am I really??? What are you noble about here? If you drink BL, you are superior to others, right? And not only that, they really mark their presence everywhere like those dogs that urinate everywhere... I usually don't complain like this, because I've seen too many of them, including two little boys in the children's and sub-genres. I really... Saw this article today, and finally couldn't help but want to cry. I was so angry.
As for the author, I hate authors who include personal stuff in bg and write bl, and they even make the heroine a rotten girl. As for readers, I hate those readers who turn around and scold the heroine after finishing the cp. No matter whether it is a hot or cold novel, as long as you are caught between two men, you are destined to be sprayed to death. They also use bots to create rumors and insults out of context. When searching for the heroine you like, you are forced to see some abusive Weibo. Who will feel sorry for my eyes?
I picked it up just because of the copywriting and the name. I was really pissed off. The otome flirting with romance, the romance and romance, and the existence of female characters seemed to taint their eyes. When scolding them, they were also called "out of JING", and they stood up to NM in hundreds of millions of seconds! I can knock on NM by knocking on anything every day! Danmei is not a small clique. Their own circle of cuteness is too big. They have to compete with romance and clique Otome for such a small character setting.