Bian Hong woke up again to find that he had been saved by someone claiming to be a Scumbag Training System.
After transmigrating,
other people complete scumbag missions by committing domestic abuse, keeping a substitute lover, dating n people at once...
Bian Hong completes scumbag missions by drinking, practicing martial arts, and breezing through the tasks while lying down...
Bian Hong scratched his head. "Huh? This is what a scumbag is? It's actually pretty easy."
Past scumbag Hosts: !!!
Past scumbag Hosts: There's a traitor among us!
System: As long as you're happy, Host.
The previous Host's situation.
Previous Host: Damn it, you're cold and emotionless, always ordering me around. And that face of yours is so depressing! You're not even a real person, so why did they make a System look so good?!
Scumbag Training System: This System's default appearance was randomly set by the main System and cannot be changed. If it causes the Host distress, please console yourself.
Previous Host: Tsk.
Bian Hong's situation.
Bian Hong: You saved my life, gave me back my freedom, and let me study martial arts again. Isn't that amazing?! And the most important thing is... I get to see an unparalleled beauty up close every day! It couldn't be any better! (Pounces)
System (dodging): ... = =
The human-shaped System, keeping three meters away: Host, give it up. I'm not letting you touch me. Don't even think about it.
N years later
System: Host, after going through so many worlds, have you never met anyone who made your heart flutter?
Bian Hong said in surprise: Of course I have.
The System narrowed its eyes: ...
Bian Hong laughed heartily: It was love at first sight. I've always, always loved him.
The System smiled emotionlessly. Unfortunately, Host, you're bound to the System. You can't stay in any one world forever, and you can't be with him. Bian Hong, do you regret it?
Bian Hong's eyes widened in surprise. Huh? How could I? Haven't you and I always been together?
System: !!!
A 24-karat steel-straight, universally adored, naturally flirtatious bottom x a cold, ruthless top System with a black heart and black hands, completely subdued by the bottom.
Two fools whose straight-line distance was less than zero, yet who took an unimaginably long detour before finally getting together.
First world: A young man in ancient times makes his own way
Second world: The Sea King's Infinite Horror World
Third world: A maverick in the entertainment industry
Reader's guide: 1. This is quick transmigration through all sorts of worlds. In this story, silliness is justice, and the logic follows its own system. Come on in for some fun, and please don't take it too seriously if you spot a plot hole. 2. Updates are irregular. 3. Firmly 1v1. The bottom only loves the top romantically; everyone else is family. P.S. The whole story is clean (painfully so). 4. Weibo: Wubei Shi Shu. 5. To be decided, hehe~
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Blurb
I closed my eyes, opened them, and became a hotel ghost bound to the place.
A dilapidated, unwanted hotel, cursed and the site of countless deaths. And I was its ghost.
Me: = =
Just as a weak, pitiful, helpless passerby was being stuffed into a suitcase by a vicious killer and brought to the hotel to be dismembered, a transparent hand patted him on the shoulder.
The killer turned around with a knife in hand, only to stare in shock as all the people he'd killed stood in a neat row behind him, smiling.
The killer screamed and fainted. The ghosts snickered and floated toward him, when a pale hand patted one of them on the shoulder.
The ghosts turned around menacingly...
The hotel manager: Excuse me, once you're done, remember to clean up. We're short-staffed, so everyone has to help clean the rooms.
The ghosts immediately nodded and bowed. Yes, yes. Hello, boss. Goodbye, boss.
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Everyone's Fighting to Dote on Me Every Day by You Yan Bu Jin. One-line summary: President Min is fighting for attention again today.
The AO Attraction Theorem [Esports] by Er Ri Ri Devil. One-line summary: I thought I was secretly pursuing my captain, but it turns out he's pursuing me too?
My Deep Affection for the Villain by Yi Yu Nan Zhou. One-line summary: I use my beauty to reform the villain.
Tang Sanzang Is an Omega [Journey to the West] by Wang Bei. One-line summary: An exquisite demon monk seeks the true essence.
[Slow Transmigration] After the Female Lead Learns the Plot by Man Xu
My ongoing story: Chimera
My completed story: [Crossover] I'm Just a Butler
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Another completed story of mine: [Anime Crossover] The Dog's Guide to Transmigration
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Theme: Breaking free of unhealthy ideas about love and becoming independent, strong, and positive
Hahahahahahahahahaha are there really people who talk like this? Hahahahahahahaha, has this Jin dad read too many novels? Hahahahahaha
Wuwuwuwu Normally, I would think this is a bad ending, but after waiting for so long, I finally got the ending between Bian Hong and Jin Yuan. I'm so touched. The author is finally willing to give the little ones an ending. Thank you for the ending QAQ
! ! ! ! ! Finished? I thought I'd never see the end of him!
Please, please resume updating slowly. I love the setting of the male protagonist in this article so much. Nowadays, there are many dark, intelligent, cold and "sane" protagonists, or silly and sweet protagonists. It is too difficult to find a strong and chivalrous protagonist. There is no replacement meal at all.
Another month has passed. Can the author add another chapter? (Wiping tears) Even if it's just an outline, let the kids read the ending.
More, finally more life.
Where is the next update? Is it half a year later?
The front row and what day it is have changed.
There is a feeling of sitting up suddenly while sleeping, wc you actually updated the chapter
I can't stand it anymore, can you please update it? I really like this idea. If I don't update it, I will die (put your hands together)
Hahahahahahahahahaha are there really people who talk like this? Hahahahahahahaha, has this Jin dad read too many novels? Hahahahahaha
Wuwuwuwu Normally, I would think this is a bad ending, but after waiting for so long, I finally got the ending between Bian Hong and Jin Yuan. I'm so touched. The author is finally willing to give the little ones an ending. Thank you for the ending QAQ
! ! ! ! ! Finished? I thought I'd never see the end of him!
Please, please resume updating slowly. I love the setting of the male protagonist in this article so much. Nowadays, there are many dark, intelligent, cold and "sane" protagonists, or silly and sweet protagonists. It is too difficult to find a strong and chivalrous protagonist. There is no replacement meal at all.
Another month has passed. Can the author add another chapter? (Wiping tears) Even if it's just an outline, let the kids read the ending.
More, finally more life. Where is the next update? Is it half a year later?
The front row and what day it is have changed.
There is a feeling of sitting up suddenly while sleeping, wc you actually updated the chapter
I can't stand it anymore, can you please update it? I really like this idea. If I don't update it, I will die (put your hands together)
At least it has an ending...