The Office Worker and the Chuunibyou

I am the Dark Destroyer of the oracle, enchanting in a thousand forms, a hundred rare lilies, fragrant pearls mingling in dreams, a rose of love wounded by tears, Hua Yue Chu Kai, Mo Yan Li Huan Shang Xue Qian Meng, Qing Na Xue Qing Lian Mo You Mi, Qian Yue Fei Xin Si, Meng Li Ying Shang, Xi Luo, Yan Yuan, You Huan Zi Yin, Lei Ru Yun, Mo Li Sha, Xin Meng Bai Qian Yan, Xue Qing, Mi Lan Shuang Meng, Shan, Luo Li Qin Yi Yu, Lan Lan Lu, Qian Meng Ran Si Shang, Ke Wei, Mo Shang Li, You Huan Zi Yin, Lei Ru Yun Ying Qing Le Lan Mu, Ji, Bing Xue Shang Li Mo Meng, Xin, Ning Yu Bing Lan Li, Lei Yi Ru Liu Li, Ai Meng Lian Lei, Gui, Ao Lai En, Pai Ke Si, Bing Ya Lei Luo Bing Zi Die Meng, Shang Xin Ying Yu Bing Ling Yi Die Meng Ru, Li Zi Mo You Qian Yan, Meng, You Mo Yang Yun Xiao Can, Xue Lian Mo, Yi Wen Si, Rui Xia Qing, Sui Mo Yin, Hei, Qian Le Meng Dai Yi, Mo Li Sha, Meng Ling Su Mei Xiang, Zi Lan You Huan. (Ten thousand words omitted.) Qing Cheng Qing Guo, Mi Li, An Ran Xiao Hun, Jin, Mo Li Bai, Ai Feng Feng Chi, Shang Lei Hua Ru Shuang Meng Lan, You You Zi. Today, I will take part in the once-in-a-lifetime ceremony with a woman named Lu Jiu. I am Lu Jiu, female, twenty-five years old, an ordinary office worker. Today, I'm getting married to Miss You You Zi. Reader's guide: 1. Updates are irregular. 2. This is a fictional world, though it resembles the modern era. 3. To be decided~