Flirting With the Boss in an Escape Game

The snake demon Yi Yanan accidentally joins an escape game.

In the first round, his role is a sickly beauty in a wheelchair, going tomb raiding with the rest of the group.

From the start, the System suggests, "Your character can't fight, can't run, and has nothing going for him but a pretty face. Besides clinging to someone powerful, you have no way out."

Yi Yanan deeply agrees. "That makes sense. I'll do what you say."

After the game begins, the System is still judging which player's legs are the thickest, when suddenly...

"I found someone powerful to cling to!"

The System comes to its senses and sees its own Host leaning forward as hard as he can, lips puckered, about to kiss the person inside the coffin...

System: ...!!! Stop right there! That's the final boss!!!

The person inside the coffin slowly opens his eyes...

Someone is still trying, stretching out his tongue and wiggling it around, when, without warning, their eyes meet!

Later, Yi Yanan successfully escapes.

His escape-game takeaway: "I'm so grateful to the System. I clung to someone powerful, and sure enough, I escaped successfully. All in all, the game was a fantastic experience!"

System: ...

He woos the boss through sheer skill, and clears the game through sheer skill.

2020.01.31

Illustration source: Mo Yu Yu

Theme: Wooing the boss to clear an escape game