New stories seeking readers~ The Straight Guy, Get Out of My Body! & Every Day Is a Life-or-Death Question
The late emperor died, leaving behind only a young lord with a face as beautiful as a woman's. The Imperial Preceptor cast a fortune: This child is destined to unite the realm.
After taking the throne, his uncle made him a male princess, bundled him up, and sent him off to marry for the good of the country.
On his first political marriage, an earthquake flattened the top five royal heirs in one fell swoop.
On the second, his future husband was stabbed to death by the queen.
On the third, plague broke out in the royal capital, and the king died a gruesome death.
On the fourth, his prospective husband opened the portrait, was so dazzled by his beauty he died on the spot.
On the fifth, a new prospective husband received the marriage documents and died of depression three days later.
On the sixth, he was bundled up and sent back halfway there, bringing home a vassalage document and a map of half the kingdom.
The new emperor greeted him with a warm handshake: “Dear nephew, uniting the realm is just around the corner.”
Changsun Zhongshu pulled back his delicate hand, his expression cool. “Who am I marrying this time?”
Far away on the grasslands, Helian Yuan was drawing his bow to shoot a giant eagle when he suddenly sneezed. “Strange, there's no wind.”
[Helian Yuan's diary]
Day 1: My beautiful wife seemed to smile at me. Could he be interested in me? But to be fair, I'm straight.
Day 2: Helian Yuan, you absolutely have to keep it together.
Day 3: Helian Yuan, you absolutely have to keep it together.
…
Day 99: …Seriously, who could keep it together in this situation?!
[Changsun Zhongshu's diary]
Day 1: Sunny. My husband didn't die today.
Day 2: Sunny. My husband didn't die today.
Day 3: Cloudy. My husband didn't die today.
…
Day 99: Partly cloudy, clearing up. I'm almost out of pages. I'll ask Helian Yuan to bring me a new notebook tomorrow. Also, my husband still didn't die today.
[Zen and gloomy, just waiting for his husband to die shou x big-dog, lovable idiot with a bizarre thought process gong]
[1v1, silly writing]
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1. The Straight Guy, Get Out of My Body! [Romance]
[Delicate, radiant, vain little cat with stunning looks x battle-obsessed, stone-cold straight-laced prince]
1.
Wenser's daily morning ritual is practicing her society-lady smile in front of a platinum-crystal mirror.
The beauty in the mirror is breathtaking, with rose-red lips and golden hair like the sun.
“Good morning, future empress, princess consort, grand duchess, and lord's wife (no assignments beyond the third ring)…”
A low, cold male voice suddenly rang out in her mind:
[Morning. Also, a reminder: imperial law says bigamy can carry a sentence of up to two hundred years.]
Wenser: …?
2.
Wenser is about to lose her mind over the male ghost inside her body.
Not only is he trying to impersonate the empire's second prince, his social skills are on par with an adult robot vacuum.
She puts on a deep-sea mineral mud mask that costs a thousand star coins
[Rock strata? Not a bad disguise. What direction is the target in?]
She eats only two leaves of greens for dinner to maintain her A4 waist
[(Takes control of her body in the middle of the night) (launches a raid on the fridge) (eats an entire box of energy bars)]
Wenser steps on the scale the next day: …lets out a piercing shriek
To reclaim her pure, lovely body, Wenser has no choice but to put on the coarse training uniform she hates most and get forced into the most violent military academy in the empire.
From then on, the academy has a new legend:
The new delicate campus belle looks so frail she gets out of breath after two steps, yet she always cries, “I'm so scared!” while hurling an S-rank heavy mecha to the ground with one hand.
The male students tremble: Is this the legendary gap moe? We're in love!
In a secluded corner, Wenser pouts like an angry pufferfish. “I told you to be more elegant! My nail gems almost fell off!”
3.
At the military academy's mixer, Wenser holds a glass of champagne and eagerly scans the empire for eligible rich husbands.
But whenever she tries to saunter over in her red dress, a cold voice always ruins the mood
[Major General of the First Legion? Genetic defects, a useless rich kid whose family paved his way.]
[Eldest son of the Finance Minister? Weak stance, wouldn't last three seconds in a real fight.]
Wenser stomps her foot in annoyance. “What's it to you! Do you just not want me to marry into a rich family?”
Silence suddenly fell in her mind. After a long pause, a deliberately restrained, sour scoff.
[Wenser, you could stand to be a little more ambitious.]
The man's usually unruffled voice now stressed every word, on the verge of losing control.
[The most expensive man in the empire has already been forced to share his heartbeat with you.]
*1v1, the leads share a body, silly and sweet
2. Every Day Is a Life-or-Death Question [Quick Transmigration] [BL]
Li Luo is a top-tier supporting male character actor with a long record of outstanding performance. Working with an artificial intelligence System, he's perfectly maintained the plot of one world after another.
Then one day, his System inexplicably starts glitching online. Sometimes it fills the screen with typos; other times, it keeps handing out some seriously weird mission items.
A brilliant secretary in gold-rimmed glasses, refined and abstinent,
is about to help the CEO male lead, just returned from abroad, conquer the business world
[Ding! The male lead's relevant documents have been lost. Please obtain a certificate proving he is an animal within two days.]
The false prince, who has returned to the palace, is handsome and devoted,
silently protecting the fated romance between the transmigrated palace maid x the icy crown prince
[Ding! Let go for love and withdraw in sorrow. Please send the female lead to become a nun while heartbroken.]
A wind mage dominates a full-dive online game,
and runs into the top player on the server, who's setting up a stall in the main city
[Ding! Use your impressive haggling skills to join the protagonist's party and ask the male lead if buying in bulk includes a private date.]
Li Luo: …Are you sure you're not a stupid artificial intelligence? :)
Male lead: ? This little weirdo's got something going for him.
#101 Ways the System Tries to Kill Me
#Wait, male lead, let me explain!
#I wasn't flirting with you, don't come so close, what are you doing, mmph…
Theme: Striving to build unity among all peoples
Babies who have fully booked can participate in the lottery. I wish the babies a happy new year, peace and happiness~! [Kiss] [kiss]
This book successfully enters the lifetime series
Welcome to Jinjiang's large-scale program "The Author and I Live Longer"
I really didn't expect to see updates from you in my lifetime.
Author, are you a liar? ! ? ! ? !
I just found out today that this book is finished. It brought tears to my eyes [biting handkerchief]
Finally got time to read it
Woohoo, wow, isn't this a sand sculpture? It made me cry [ burst into tears ]
[Question mark] Is Zhongshu a beautiful background that shows Helian Yuan's deep affection? ? ? Will there be no such thing as an outline after reopening the article? [Question mark]
Babies who have fully booked can participate in the lottery. I wish the babies a happy new year, peace and happiness~! [Kiss] [kiss]
This book successfully enters the lifetime series
Welcome to Jinjiang's large-scale program "The Author and I Live Longer"
I really didn't expect to see updates from you in my lifetime.
Author, are you a liar? ! ? ! ? !
I just found out today that this book is finished. It brought tears to my eyes [biting handkerchief]
Finally got time to read it
Woohoo, wow, isn't this a sand sculpture? It made me cry [ burst into tears ]
[Question mark] Is Zhongshu a beautiful background that shows Helian Yuan's deep affection? ? ? Will there be no such thing as an outline after reopening the article? [Question mark]
I want to watch a lighthearted and funny episode