The stubborn rat-man who complains about hard work and hard life x the innocent and upright CEO Tianlong-man
1.
"OpenCow intelligent AI assistant is deployed locally and installed remotely. The special price is RMB 80,000 for a limited time. A capable boss is here!"
Tang Xiaoji's eighth job search hit a wall. Seeing that someone else came to his door and packed a lobster, the monthly salary was higher than he expected, so he got angry and posted an abstract post in a book.
Who knows the next second, "Ding——"
[Message from a Stranger: Dollars or Euros?
Tang Xiaoji:? It's really an injustice to meet 24k😳
2.
Tang Xiaoji, an intelligent human being, is working hard to disguise himself as an AI.
[This merger and acquisition report has been redone, focusing on synergies and integration risks.
Tang Xiaoji quickly forwarded: Roubao, Wanwen, Miki, you are a group strategic investment analyst...
[Wake me up at 3:30 in the morning because the global investment advisory meeting at UBS has been advanced.
Tang Xiaoji set ten alarm clocks in a row and climbed up with difficulty, holding his head against the chicken coop and pinching his throat to pretend to be a robot on the phone.
[The water pipe at home burst, the property management is too slow, please make arrangements.
Tang Xiaoji wore a mask and the dog came to the house for repairs, and he had to try hard not to be distracted by looking at the boss's half-washed snow-white clothes.
[Please play the role of the girl I had a crush on in high school. She is very bright, very lively, and has a vitality that will not be extinguished no matter how embarrassed she is...]
Tang Xiaoji took a deep breath and finally asked a question mark?
[Transfer: 500000, Remarks: Recharge token]
Tang Xiaoji: Got it🫡
3.
On the day he passed the interview, Tang Xiaoji decided to confess everything.
Halfway through typing, the message from the other side came faster.
I think I saw her.
She clicked on the next picture and her pupils dilated slightly.
That was her. She was on the street at this moment, wrapped in a windbreaker, looking down at her phone intently.
[Can you check it for me? How has she been doing these past few years? Does she have a boyfriend?
[By the way, her name is Tang Xiaoji.
Intention: I love your most substandard vitality