The Fairy-Tale Madman

Once upon a time,

there was a kingdom called the Black Forest.

The king of the kingdom was a big gray wolf.

He had a pair of beautiful green eyes,

silky fur,

and thick, heavy lips that drove countless women wild.

His queen was a very beautiful lady,

and red was her signature color.

We usually call her the Red Queen.

Oh, you might not know the Red Queen,

but you certainly know her by her former name,

Little Red Riding Hood.

And I, His Highness the Prince of the Black Forest,

inherited my father's wickedness and my mother's obsession.

And a mad kingdom, too.

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