[Western Crossover] My Superpower Is Staying Alive

What did you say? You want to shoot a tourism promo for Gotham? Introduce the people around me? Okay, Miss Reporter.

Ahem. My name is Ethan Watson. On my seventeenth birthday, a bomb marked "STARK INDUSTRIES" fell, and I was the only one in my family left alive.

Sure, I smoke, drink, have tattoos, perm my hair, and wear women's clothes (crossed out), but I'm a good boy, really.

Hey, you over there! If he doesn't pay up, beat him again. Beat him to a pulp!

(Smiles.) All right, let's get back to the introductions.

There's a centenarian bachelor who nags me every day to mind my manners.

There's a blond exorcist who snatches cigarettes from my mouth every day, like he can't afford his own.

There's a bald guy in a wheelchair who keeps trying to recruit me into some group. Oh, the X-Men.

#But my favorite is a boy my age. I found him while he was changing clothes. He said his name was Peter Parker.

#And there's this guy in a red cloak who draws circles. Hey, hey, look, there he is! That's the one. Oh no, he's coming over. I'll be going now, Miss Reporter. (Winks.)

But the moment Ethan turned around, he ran into Strange, who had timed his exit from the portal just right.

Things to Know Before Reading:

1. The blurb is in first person, but the story is written in third person.

2. Sweet story, sweet story, sweet story.

3. Everyone has a one-sided crush. The pairing hasn't been decided yet.

4. OOC, locations and timeline shuffled, with original settings.

Thanks to my friend Jiu Ge for making the cover! Hehe.

2020-01-19: The blurb has been screenshotted and archived~

Theme: Superhero fanfic