Miss Garden Wants an Ordinary Life Too [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]

Hanaizono Chihiro was born in Japan on June 6, 1983. She currently attends Budogaoka High School. She has a childhood friend with a cow-dung hairstyle, an ex-boyfriend who calls himself an ordinary office worker and a pervert with a thing for hands, and a manga artist boss who's the most poisonous tsundere around. Her dream is to live an ordinary, peaceful life.

But the gods refused to grant her wish.

God: "You're the one I've chosen. So if you want to live an ordinary life, you have to max out the affection of this world's central characters. Otherwise, misfortune will befall you."

Hanaizono Chihiro: What kind of bullshit logic is that???

Testimonies from the persecuted:

Some Guy with a Cow-Dung Hairstyle: "Um, if something's bothering you or you're having trouble, make sure you tell me."

Some Office Worker: "...It's a rare day off. Want to go on a date?"

Some Manga Artist: "Hmph. I suppose I'll admit you're acceptable."

A few things to know:

1. The heroine is genuinely a wolf in sheep's clothing, with thoroughly warped values. Overall, she's more or less the same type as Yoshikage Kira. (Yes, they're both perverts.)

2. Updates are irregular.

3. The author's writing isn't great, so please bear with me.

4. The male lead is a mere cloud. The heroine has no heart and loves no one.

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