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A sweet, adorable wife with monstrous strength vs. a sensitive, insecure crybaby

An Wanyun, the legitimate daughter of Vice Minister An, has peach-blossom cheeks and a charming, delicate air. Beneath her seemingly frail exterior, however, lies a superhuman strength she was born with.

At a flower-viewing banquet after her coming-of-age ceremony, she accidentally revealed her strength. Lady Lü, He Yichen's mother, took an instant liking to her and came to ask for her hand on her son's behalf.

At their first meeting, he wore a plain moon-white robe and gazed at her with clear, dewy eyes. She was immediately taken with him.

Just as she began to fall for him, he kept making excuses and stammered,

“Men and women should keep their distance. I shouldn't trouble you, miss... You could never bear the burdens of the He household. Why ruin yourself?”

Anger surged through her, and she accidentally shattered a stone table. He blurted out, “Freak.”

The orange she casually tossed hit his forehead and raised a huge lump. Yet under the threat of her strength, he could only shrink back in fearful silence. They parted on bad terms.

When they met again, he protected her from falling down the stone steps in the crush of the crowd. “Miss An, please don't let a fool like me make yourself ill.” His words stirred her feelings once more.

Her butterfly-wing lashes veiled her almond eyes. Parting her red lips, she teased him on purpose: “What if I don't want to forgive you?”

His eyes reddened with panic, his round gaze full of helplessness. He looked just like the little puppy she had once kept.

Just as they were falling for each other, an outsider used propriety between men and women as an excuse to reprimand her. The timid man stepped forward to defend her reputation.

Their marriage contract was settled. He carved a peach-blossom hairpin from jade as a token, offered a set of gilt headdress weighing eighteen taels as betrothal gifts, and presented a live goose he had caught himself.

But just as she was filled with joy, their wedding day arrived. She sat alone in the bridal chamber in her blazing red wedding dress, while he would rather curl up on an outer bed than consummate their marriage.

She pretended to be a gentle, considerate wife, speaking softly and hoping he would change his mind. In truth, she worked to please her mother-in-law and take charge of the household.

When all her gentle and forceful efforts failed, she dropped her act and pressed him at every turn. Together with her mother-in-law, she drugged him and forced him to consummate their marriage. But his words, “We shouldn't have done that,” drove a wedge between them, and all their affection turned cold.

He Yichen lost his father as a child. At seven, he composed a poem and became a disciple of a great scholar. At fifteen, he passed the provincial examination.

People called him the reincarnation of the God of Literature, but in private he was stubborn and suspicious, sensitive and fragile.

He fell for An Wanyun at first sight. Even after she revealed her true nature, his feelings did not waver. Yet, unwilling to make her share his fear and hardship, he repeatedly rejected the marriage.

Political turmoil left them no choice but to marry. The He family relatives were a pack of wolves and tigers, and he could not bear to let her sink into that mire forever. He pretended to keep his distance in public, but in secret, her coldness made him cover his mouth and weep.

One night of reckless passion, and the panicked words he blurted out nearly made them lose each other forever.

Watching her leave with a sorrowful look, he pursued her relentlessly and at last won her heart.

In the darkness, he straddled her waist and let her explore him. When tears dampened the corners of his eyes and his restraint reached its limit, she bit his earlobe and asked, “Husband, is there anything you wish for?”

Tears streamed down his face. He bowed his head and choked out in a hoarse voice,

“Please, my lady, take pity on me~”

1. A fake chase-the-wife-to-the-crematorium trope, but really a bittersweet, sweet little romance.

2. Both leads are sexually inexperienced. Enjoy without worry.

3. This is not a strong-female-lead novel, and the male lead is not perfect. Please skip if that bothers you.

4. The clothing and dynasty in this story are from an alternate history. Please don't scrutinize the historical details.

Theme: A pampered wife need not be weak, and a child prodigy need not be arrogant. In a dark Honmaru abandoned by the Government of Time, the swordsmen, struggling on the edge of agony, crave their master's pure spiritual energy. Beyond the locked gates of the Honmaru lie demons, corruption, or perhaps...

Don't let the blurb scare you. In reality, a lost old man picks up Muyuu, who is just as lost, and from then on the Honmaru begins a happy life together.

Muyuu: “What a lovely Honmaru. Looks like the man-eating flowers I planted really like it here.”

All the swordsmen: “Yes, yes. As long as you don't run away, do whatever you want.”

No couples in this novel. The whole story is pure wish fulfillment. Sweet, no angst.

The protagonist is based on the author's own headcanon, and the story has dark elements.

New novel, please add it to your reading list!

"Has His Highness the Crown Prince Revealed His Secret Identity Today?"

Before she turned fifteen, An Lin was a farm boy who dressed as a boy. Her biggest daily worry was whether she would get to eat the date-paste cakes her mother made. The village chief treated her kindly, and the rowdy children looked up to her as their leader.

Then, on her fifteenth birthday, her mother told her she was the emperor's surviving child, a prince born to resist the powerful aristocratic clans, and also the daughter her mother had hidden from the world.

Blood stained the earth, and overnight, her world turned upside down. Her once-frail mother gave her life to shield her from assassins, while the kind villagers came to hate her to the core.

She thought she would be left to wander homeless, but fate took a sudden turn. Wei Qingran, a regent with immense power, saved the damsel in distress, then wove a trap out of tenderness and coaxed her into dressing as a man and accepting the imperial decree.

The day her identity as a woman was revealed, the court officials were enraged and demanded that An Lin pay for her crime with her life. Then came news of a defeat on the frontier, and the enemy nation demanded that the crown prince be sent there as a hostage.

To protect the soldiers on the frontier, An Lin risked her life. The court officials saw her off with the honors due to a ruler. She thought she had avenged her mother and could leave this world without regrets. But the regent, whose moods were usually unpredictable, went mad and knelt before her:

“Lin'er, please, don't leave me!”

He is a regent with immense power, a puppet bearing a blood feud and caught between the imperial throne and the aristocratic clans, and a traitor who schemes to topple the court while deceiving his superiors and subordinates alike.

A secret order led Wei Qingran to save a prince from among the common people, only for him to discover that the prince was no prince at all. The male hare's feet are hard to distinguish, and the female hare's eyes are blurred. He spun lies wrapped in honey, hoping to use her to exact revenge.

But their similar misfortunes and familiar ways made him think that, with careful guidance, he could keep her under his thumb. Yet the hunter who spends his days hunting geese is eventually pecked by one. The trap he so carefully laid ensnared him instead.

A breathtaking revenge, a thrilling pursuit of love, and a choice between life and death: will they be bound by tender affection, or will they love and destroy each other?

Once the heart is given, it is lost. Was it her, or him?

A clever, cunning crown princess vs. a cool-headed, calculating regent

1. Both leads are sexually inexperienced. The plot comes first.

2. Alternate history. Please don't scrutinize the details.

3. The female lead disguises herself as a man and later ascends the throne as a woman.

4. The leads are six years apart in age.

This author is very easy to fatten up on a reading list~~

Theme: Sweet, sweet, sweet; pampered, pampered, pampered