Xiao Yu was a supporting character in a melodramatic romance novel. Raised in the countryside, she was brought back by the Jian family after they discovered she'd been switched at birth. But on the way home, she got into a car accident and transmigrated to ancient times, where she lived out an entire life. She married the emperor at eighteen, and he died the following year. She spent nine years as a nominal empress dowager. As she lay dying, a crowd of stepchildren and grandchildren who weren't hers begged her to stay. She shook her head and left with a smile.
When she woke up, Xiao Yu saw the modern hospital room. Before she could feel happy, she realized the story's plot had appeared in her mind. She was about to be rejected by her biological parents, hated by her brother, and shown up at every turn by the family's adopted daughter, the original heroine. She would turn into a troublemaking, mentally unstable mess before dying miserably and alone by the roadside.
Xiao Yu couldn't be bothered with the plot. She was planning to put all the subjects she'd spent years studying in the palace to use on her exams, when she discovered something strange:
She saw a man walk through the door, thought he was her biological father, and called him "Dad." He promptly dropped to his knees. "I wouldn't dare, Your Majesty!"
She saw a gray-haired man, thought he was her grandfather, and called him "Grandpa." He promptly dropped to his knees. "I wouldn't dare, Your Majesty!"
Her celebrity-heartthrob brother, who supposedly hated her, brought her a bowl of congee. She thanked him, and he promptly dropped to his knees. "I wouldn't dare, Your Majesty!"
Her fiance, Young Master Fu, who had insisted on breaking off their engagement and was devoted to the heroine, kept eagerly bringing her meals and drinks. When Xiao Yu couldn't take it anymore and turned him down, he promptly dropped to his knees. "Mother Empress, don't you want me anymore?"
Xiao Yu thought the world had gone completely mad.
Just when she thought everything had settled down, she happened to save a badly injured, obsessive young man by the roadside. His gaze seemed strange. This must be another one of her nominal sons from her previous life.
The young man parted his lips, his deep voice tinged with a smile. "Come here, and let me hold you."
My upcoming story, My Villainous Brother Is Five and a Half, is available to add to your reading list!
Xiao Xiaoxiao is the little sister of the villain in a book. One day, a voice suddenly tells her, "Go help your brother become the most corrupted villain in the world!"
Xiao Xiaoxiao tilts up her chubby little face. "What's a villain? Is it tastier than apple pie?"
But when she hears her brother is being bullied, Xiao Xiaoxiao clenches her tiny fists and runs to the fight. "My brother is a Super Wings hero! Come any closer, and he'll transform!"
Xiao Qijun and the school bully stare blankly at Xiao Xiaoxiao. "How about another day?"
"Sure, another day..."
"Then can I go to your house and play with your sister today?"
"No. Get lost."
A little sister heals her brother and everyone else!
[The book goes premium tomorrow, April 1. This is not an April Fool's joke, it's true! Three chapters will be posted that day, so look forward to it!]
Other stories coming soon:
The Retired Emperor's Wife's Carefree Daily Life, the next book after this one. Please add it to your reading list.
Question: What's it like to do nothing, leave your game running overnight, and wake up to find that a top player has leveled you up all the way?
Xiao Yuerong: Thanks for asking. I imagine it's about like being bullied and locked in a dark room, only to find a retired emperor lying inside. You sleep for one night, then the next day everyone kneels and calls you the retired emperor's wife. I'm still not used to it. So many honored guests keep bringing gifts to my door. I don't know whether I should give them something in return. The emperor's whole family, for example, they're all too polite. I don't know why they insist on kneeling and won't get up, even though I've told them to stand up. But the retired emperor says I shouldn't overexert myself, and I should save my strength for the night...
Xiao Yuerong transmigrates into the body of a palace maid in ancient times who was about to take her own life. She's ordered to care for the mad retired emperor.
But then one day, the retired emperor suddenly stops acting crazy, takes her out of the palace, and makes her his empress.
From then on, the palace maids and eunuchs dare not raise their heads when they see her. The princes and grandchildren come to kowtow, the princesses and daughters-in-law come to cry to her, and her imperial uncle takes her out to play polo. Even the emperor visits morning and evening to pay his respects, bowing his head before her.
What on earth is going on?
The retired emperor, in his thirties: "Come here and let me hold you."
The danmei novel Stray Dog of the Entertainment Industry is coming soon. Please add it to your reading list.
Dog Planet exploded.
The Dog King crash-landed at an Earth construction site. He was clueless and got sold off to haul bricks. Once he figured out what was going on, he beat up the foreman, blew up the illegal brick kiln, took the black-market boss's money, and set out on the road to a bright future.
So what should he do now? How could he let the refugees from Dog Planet see...
As he crouched by the roadside, smoking and thinking, a talent scout walked by. "Hey, man, want to shoot a film?"
"How many people will see it?"
"Only a few billion adults."
At a film set in the Great Western Desert:
"The stand-in for your scene with the leading actor has finally been found."
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Couple: wild dog bottom x aloof, pampered actor top
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1. Wolfdogs are a species of people who retain certain doglike habits.
2. They get very restless at a certain time.
3. They like to mark their territory and declare ownership.
Theme: Strive upward.
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I remember that in the direct dialogue, I said that I wanted to write about ancient content in the side story... Why is there no side story? I must have remembered it correctly…
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Hahahahahahahahaha looking forward to the next chapter, Zhao Zhuo: Son, it's great to call me dad again.
Ah, I have lost my memory. The ending is sweet, right?
I immediately bowed to the TV. Why is it so funny!
I remember that in the direct dialogue, I said that I wanted to write about ancient content in the side story... Why is there no side story? I must have remembered it correctly…
Aaaaah, don't you have any extras? Really want to read the ancient chapter?
Such a ridiculous article made me giggle all the time... The author's writing style is very lively and interesting. I look forward to similar articles in the future.
I remember that in the direct dialogue, I said that I wanted to write about ancient content in the side story... Why is there no side story? I must have remembered it correctly…
Hahahahahahaha what a god
Hahahahahahahahaha looking forward to the next chapter, Zhao Zhuo: Son, it's great to call me dad again.
Ah, I have lost my memory. The ending is sweet, right?
I immediately bowed to the TV. Why is it so funny!
I remember that in the direct dialogue, I said that I wanted to write about ancient content in the side story... Why is there no side story? I must have remembered it correctly…
Hahaha, it means I haven't seen enough~
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