I'm Really Not the Child of Fortune (Transmigrate into a Book)

[New novel now underway!] Gu Yue transmigrates into an over-the-top cultivation novel. He's an astonishingly talented early-game character, the white moonlight the protagonist uke loves but can never have. Yet he can't compete with the protagonist seme's aura of good fortune, and instead gets targeted at every turn, eventually becoming a great villain who falls to the demonic path. Gu Yue decides to keep a low profile from now on and be as ordinary as possible. But every time he advances a cultivation realm, the heavens show miraculous signs and auspicious wonders appear. Every time he goes on an adventure, a magical treasure recognizes him as its master and a divine pet appears. Everyone in the cultivation world goes crazy. They all say that Gu Yue, the eldest disciple of the Ming Sect, is the chosen one, and that he is destined to become an immortal with a single sword stroke. As for the protagonist seme, compared with the senior disciple, he's like a firefly beside the sun and moon. How could he ever compete? * Gu Yue is holding his divine pet, completely baffled. Until one day, he finds the mastermind behind it all. Unable to resist, he squeezes its fluffy paw and asks, "Why?" The Heavenly Dao, transformed into a fluffy creature, has nowhere to hide from the oppressive aura of the man before him. Suddenly, its ears turn red, and it gives him a soft little kiss on the cheek. * The protagonist seme resents the heavens for being unfair. He was clearly born with the makings of a great cultivator, but somehow the cultivation world produced someone like Gu Yue, who dazzles the whole world! The Heavenly Dao chuckles at this: One received an accidental blessing, while the other is the one his heart adores. How could they be the same? P.S.: 1. Gu Yue is the seme, the Heavenly Dao is the uke. An overpowered, warm-hearted seme who wants to be a couch potato but unwittingly becomes the greatest swordsman x a dazzling, breathtaking, obviously biased beauty who is the Heavenly Dao. 2. The uke transforms into a panda! 3. This is my take on cultivation, with an enormous golden finger!!! 5. The whole novel is set up so that everyone thinks the protagonist is the strongest and most handsome. The writing style is intentional and won't change. Please add my upcoming novel to your reading list: After the Spiritual Qi Revival, I Ascended to Immortality with My Entire Nation! High school student Luan Bei has an embarrassing secret: he once transmigrated to the cultivation world and became an unrivaled Immortal Venerable, revered by all. But not long after he became an Immortal Venerable, he returned to the modern world. Luan Bei keeps the secret to himself, afraid to tell anyone in case they think he's a delusional teenager. Until one day, spiritual qi revives and an era of cultivation for everyone begins. While other countries diligently research what spiritual qi is and how to cultivate... Luan Bei takes the entire nation to ascend to immortality. He knows this cultivation world like the back of his hand! * On the night Luan Bei returns to the cultivation world, his old nemesis, now a hidden big shot in the Cultivators' Association, comes to find him. A sinister smile appears on the man's pale, striking face. Through gritted teeth, he says, "You're finally back. Do you know..." Luan Bei panics. His cultivation hasn't recovered yet. What if he can't beat him? Luan Bei has no choice but to pull the frail young man into his arms and hold his hands to keep him from moving. He expects the other man to struggle, but to his surprise, he lets himself be held without a fuss. I missed you so much that I turned the world upside down and moved mountains and seas. Cool and innocent high school boy seme x vicious, sickly beauty uke Recommending my friend August Zhonglin's So What If a Socially Anxious Guy Transmigrates into an Online Scumbag? It's so good and updates daily. If you don't like it, come fight me. Lin Xu, an eighteen-year-old high school student, transforms in a very short time from an internet-addicted failing student into a cool, top-performing student, becoming the talk of the school. But he doesn't know any of this, because before he transmigrated, he was an extreme social phobic. After transmigrating, he somehow ended up with an infamous online identity as an arrogant, flashy, incredibly dominant seme. Clearly, the original owner was an immature high school student who catfished people online for money. He'd agreed to be the husband of a rich second-generation heir, starting an online romance that would last three months. In the eyes of his so-called "partner," he was a mature, successful man with a magnetic voice and an eight-pack. While his partner discusses business in a five-star hotel, Lin Xu stands alone outside the school gates, torn over whether to buy spicy hot pot because the vendor eagerly remembers the names of regular students. While his partner drives around in a luxury car, Lin Xu stands stiffly at attention as the school's flag raiser for the sports festival. And... Not only that, every night his partner acts cute with him, a high school student, and says, "Big brother, show me your abs?" Blushing, Lin Xu can only take a photo, making sure not even a corner of his school uniform gets in the shot. At last, the three-month period ends, and the role-playing game is over. When the other party suggests meeting in person, Lin Xu finally breathes a sigh of relief. He deletes the account, blocks the other person, and leaves the internet in one fell swoop, convinced he's finally paid off the original owner's karmic debt. Later, one day, Lin Xu is forced to attend a classmate's birthday party at a bar. He tenses up all over, but sees a devilishly handsome young man staring at him from the dim light in the distance. The beauty mark at the corner of the man's eye looks almost cold as he smiles. Lin Xu slowly lowers his head, horrified. Weren't they supposed to live in different cities? Lin Xu x Gu Jinzhi Socially anxious high school boy seme x fierce, straightforward uke Theme: There's more than one path in life