The Emperor's Runaway Boyfriend

1. An app called "Deity Caller" has quietly become popular in the world of metaphysics. They say that as long as a celestial master pays a certain price, they can summon ghosts and gods to help them. 2. At a film set where a paranormal incident has occurred, two celestial masters look disdainfully at Xie Qing, who is resting with his eyes closed. "So this is that newly crowned Best Actor? He's really handsome." "Hmph. So what if he's handsome? If he doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, he'll be dead sooner or later." The handsome young man sitting at the makeup mirror suddenly opened his eyes. Facing the mirror, he winked at the little ghost perched on the celestial master's shoulder, its face blue with fear. The little ghost gaped, showing its blood-red mouth, and let out a series of shrieks. He held a finger to his lips. "Shh." A few minutes later, an unknown underworld bailiff, cloaked in a black robe, appeared behind the celestial master. He roughly bundled up the little brat who had tried to keep sucking the life force from the living, rolled him into a ball, and tossed him into his sleeve. 3. The newly crowned Best Actor Xie Qing is a well-known good-for-nothing in the celestial masters' world. That's because after downloading the "Deity Caller" app, he can only summon the lowest-level unknown underworld bailiff. Some say the price he offers is too small; others say the app is punishing him for refusing to pay a price. Only Xie Qing knows how absurd the dialog boxes that pop up on the app are whenever he summons a god. Deity Caller: Celestial Master Xie Qing, are you willing to pay [one kiss] to awaken the sleeping [Unknown Underworld Bailiff: N-rank]? qwq Xie Qing: ...I'd rather not, thanks. Deity Caller: The app has rejected your request and automatically upgraded [one kiss] to [(automatically censored)] oh qaq. Xie Qing: ...??? Deity Caller: Since you haven't clicked confirm, the app has confirmed for you automatically oh qaq. Xie Qing: … 4. After summoning the N-rank [Unknown Underworld Bailiff] for the umpteenth time, Xie Qing accidentally clicked "Confirm" one day when the [(automatically censored)] dialog box appeared. The pitch-black N-rank card instantly burst into golden light. Xie Qing watched helplessly as the N-rank card became an R, then evolved step by step... into an SSR. Xie Qing: ??? The familiar unknown underworld bailiff took off his plain black robe. The breathtakingly handsome man who existed only in legend trapped Xie Qing in his arms and smiled playfully. "I'll accept the price you paid..." ★Unhinged gong x beautiful shou ★A load of nonsense 2020/8/04 Theme: Dispelling feudal superstition