My Words Have Magic

Su Tingxi, an immortal cultivator and the ancestor of his sect, had a knack for jinxing people. Everyone he ever "cursed" met with terrible misfortune. Until one day, while joking during his tribulation, he said, "What if I attract eighty-one heavenly lightning bolts?" ...Then he really was struck by eighty-one bolts of heavenly lightning and transmigrated. He even transmigrated into a... genuine crow spirit, struggling to get by as a nobody in the entertainment industry. Gossipers noticed that Su Tingxi, once a terrible actor with a negative EQ, had changed. He was now radiant, a phenomenal actor, and seemed to have a silver tongue... A veteran director berated him: "You're a diva! You refuse to cooperate!" He shot back at once: "Lies will bring you bad karma!" Then the director's newly released film was hit by scandal after scandal, and he ended up losing everything. A radio host berated him: "You have no social skills! You don't know how to talk!" He shot back at once: "Lies never end well!" Then the host not only lost his job, but was also exposed for taking bribes and fabricating news stories. Everyone in the entertainment industry was on edge. "Please, say something nice for once!" Su Tingxi smiled faintly. Thinking of the infamous, ruthless agency X, he smiled again. "It's getting cold. Let X go bankrupt!" And so... five hundred billion in embezzled funds from X suddenly appeared in the account of a powerful Qilin who had been investigating the company for years. Qilin: ??? The Qilin big shot quickly got to the bottom of things and stuck to the principle of impartial law enforcement... Then decisively used his tail to cover the little crow's mouth. *2020/4/8 Theme: Perseverance leads to victory