[Western Crossover] How Many Good Dads Do You Have, Anyway?

Jason, who has no one to love or care for him, tries to make ends meet by going after the Batmobile’s... wheels. Just as Jason is about to succeed, he locks eyes with Batman. The two of them stare at each other in silence. Jason gives an awkward but polite smile, turns around, and puts the tire he just removed back on. As the saying goes, practice makes perfect. After his first attempt, Jason learns to keep his eyes peeled and his ears open when he tries to pry off another tire. But things don’t go as planned. This time, four vigilantes catch him. After two failures, on a dark and windy night, Jason picks up his crowbar again, ready to have some fun prying off tires. This time, when he runs into Batman, he decides to strike first and swings his crowbar at him. Two seconds later, Jason stares in disbelief as the crowbar snaps. Much later, all the Batmen whose tires Jason has tried to steal meet up. Surrounded, Jason says: “Allow me to introduce you to Bruce, Bruce, and Bruce.” Theme: A story about wanting everyone to be happy