Zhang Han is beautiful, clever, gifted, and skillful with her hands. But she has a disabled brother who is bedridden and a butcher for a father who lets his mother and brothers bully him. The neighbors all feel sorry that a girl with such a lovely face and figure will eventually be sold off by Old Madam Zhang to plug the holes in the Zhang family's second branch.
Then one day, Shi Yan, a rebellious truant, runs into Zhang Han, who has no choice but to drop out. The two switch bodies, and from then on both embark on lives as winners, full of satisfying triumphs.
The Zhang relatives come to steal silver and meat, only to be kicked flying by a petite girl. A shameless student comes to demand his tuition back, only to be effortlessly crushed by a genius with a photographic memory.
Upcoming stories, in order: The Warlord's Amnesiac Bride, The Crown Princess's Vast Fortune, The Darling in His Palm
The Warlord's Amnesiac Bride
Xu Yuewei is the beautiful and peerless legitimate daughter of Prince Wei, famed throughout the Nine Provinces and adored by everyone in the capital.
Until Prince Wei falls from power. On her way back to his fief, Xu Yuewei is abducted by a thug. Unable to bear the humiliation, she smashes her head against a tree... but doesn't die. Instead, she is taken away by a peasant who has made himself king of the mountain.
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Wrapped in a quilt, Xu Yuewei looks terrified. "Who am I? Where is this?"
After carefully tidying himself up, Mu Han's eyes shift. "My lady, have you really forgotten your husband?"
Tears well up in Xu Yuewei's eyes. "I don't know. My head hurts."
Mu Han lowers his voice and coaxes her. "If your head hurts, don't think about it. Leave everything to the husband you love most."
Xu Yuewei: "H-husband, I'm hungry."
Mu Han hides the possessive certainty in his eyes, avoids her wound, and plants a domineering kiss on her forehead. "I'll feed you right away."
--
Mu Han's lies come more and more easily, and Xu Yuewei believes without a doubt in their romantic tale of eloping and wandering together.
Years into their loving marriage, the pampered empress, mother of three sons and one daughter, sees a toy her little princess has dug out.
On the yellowed booklet, the handwriting is huge and ugly: "Today I tricked a wife into marrying me. It was that year..."
Just then, the emperor returns from court with the crown prince. The founding emperor, who united the Nine Provinces, breaks into a sweat. "Zitong, let me explain!"
The Crown Princess's Vast Fortune
Dong Shishi is reborn into a Mary Sue novel as the villainess.
At age five, the villainess disappears. On that same day, the heroine is granted a marriage to the crown prince after saving his life.
The two girls look alike, so the Earl of Shunning's household goes along with the mistake and brings the fake heiress heroine home.
Ten years pass. The greatest doctors in the land still cannot cure the crown prince's imbecility, caused by a severe injury. The Earl of Shunning's household and the fake heiress's suitors can't bear to let her marry an idiot, so they find Dong Shishi to take her place.
Before she returns to the marquis's residence--
Everyone warns her: "Just quietly marry the idiot crown prince, who is about to be deposed. Don't covet anything that belongs to Yuejiao. Our love for her isn't something you can take away just because of your birth."
Dong Shishi: "How about hiring a substitute? Rates available."
A month later--
When Dong Yuejiao returns home, she is horrified to discover that all her backup suitors are fighting over Dong Shishi.
The supporting male characters who were her backup suitors: "Yuejiao, you're the crown princess appointed by imperial decree, but I actually like Shishi more."
But when Dong Shishi looks at the backup suitors (her leek customers) and their empty wallets, she sneers in disdain, turns away, and marries into the Eastern Palace. The wedding's good-luck effect is excellent: the crown prince is ready to consummate the marriage on their wedding night.
A year later--
The crown prince ascends the throne. With Dong Shishi about to become empress, she can't take the new emperor's insatiable demands anymore and angrily tells him to take concubines.
The new emperor, who has held back for years, can no longer keep a straight face. He takes her soft, powerless foot in his hand and slowly puts on a mask.
The new emperor: "All my private money is with you. I can't afford to take concubines, Zitong, so you'll have to bear with me."
Seeing the familiar face beneath the mask, the color drains from Dong Shishi's flushed cheeks. Isn't this the pretty boy she had just arrived in this world and swindled out of all his money (then dumped) a while ago?
The Darling in His Palm
Her devoted fiance has long been carrying on with her childhood friend, the Fifth Princess. Her father's imprisonment was their doing.
With nowhere else to turn, Ning Yu asks to see Prince Qin, the presiding judge in her father's case.
Prince Qin, Luan Xun, has foreign blood. He has a high nose, wide-set eyes, and a strong, heroic build, with a murderous aura that chills anyone who sees him.
He has won countless battles and lives freely and boldly. Thanks to the emperor's favor, he doesn't even take the crown prince seriously.
Rumor has it that Prince Qin has no interest in women. Any noblewoman who tries to seduce him ends up humiliated.
The people who kick her while she's down all wait to laugh at the capital's most beautiful woman.
*
No one knows that Prince Qin has a strange illness.
Whenever a woman comes near, he becomes dizzy and unable to move.
Until one day, a delicate young lady kneels before him, her eyes blurred with tears.
Prince Qin looks at her slender waist, so delicate it seems he could encircle it with one hand, and takes a deep breath. The fragrance of a young woman's body lingers at his nose.
Prince Qin's gaze deepens as he remains clearheaded. He holds Ning Yu's petite, oval face. "Good things don't just fall from the sky, understand?"
*
Two years after ascending the throne, Luan Xun still keeps the harem empty. Even with children crowding around his knees, nothing can diminish his devotion to the one he cherishes most.
After nights of exertion, Ning Yu can no longer keep up with her husband's tall, powerful body and boundless, wolf-like energy. When she wakes after fainting once again, she sobs and hits him. "If I'd known this would happen, who would have helped you get treated?"
The emperor, who has conquered six kingdoms and shaken the Nine Provinces, smiles ingratiatingly. He lets her hit and scold him as he gives his darling a drink to soothe her throat. "There, there. I'm just remembering where my water comes from."
Theme: A nation thrives through education and science.
? Military service? My body hasn't changed yet, so I'm a ghost? Seriously?
Where is the promised prime minister holding the general????
Only then did I realize that the copywriting had been changed...
! What's going on? The male protagonist's life experience is a bit twisty!
What you are thinking about is beauty. Don't you know how many practical things you have done?
Don't worry, your Mr. Shi's sexual orientation is normal=￣ω￣=
Uh, is the pace a little slow now? This is still the first battle for a female general, and the prince and the court have not yet broken their skin. It feels a bit far away from the establishment of the new dynasty. I originally thought that the main plot was during the war and after the new dynasty.
First move: well underway!
I'm waiting to see the bandit get beaten hahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha why am I so happy!